According to this crazy old dude who spends all of his time yelling at cars on the corner of Fouth and Lenora, Bush uses an ouiji board to make all of his decisions as governor of Texas! The important thing to note here is that BUSH'S STAFF HAS NOT DENIED IT!

-- frat dude (beware@of.shrub), October 21, 2000

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This is absolutely untrue, unfair, and propaganda by the DNC. From the RNC website, it's clearly stated that Bush uses a coin.

Gore meanwhile is far more scientific in his approach. He uses polls and focus groups to determine his moral imperatives and stance on the issues.

Basically, its a toss up...;)

-- David (David@bzn.com), October 21, 2000.

What, the Magic 8-Ball isn't good enough for these guys anymore?

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), October 21, 2000.

BUSH WILL DEFEND YOUR 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS ! FREEDOM FOLKS, WHILE YOU STILL CAN KEEP IT!

-- FIRST FREEDOM FIGHTER (I_AM_THE_NRA@HERE.NOW), October 21, 2000.

Great, another gun psycho. How much freedom do you have when millions of mentally ill own guns and they will kill innocent people for no reason whatsoever?

-- John Lennon (Love@is.the.answer), October 21, 2000.

Yer momma wears Army boots.

-- Chicken Little (y2k@whatajoke.net), October 21, 2000.

If I hadn't read it myself, in Atlantic Monthly, which isn't exactly a National Enquirer, I would have thought that this was no more than anti-Bush propaganda:

"Given the society's history as an incubator and meeting point for rising generational elites, it is not surprising that an especially susceptible kind of "barbarian" -- the Bones term for a nonmember -- has long seen the society as a locus of mystery, wealth, and conspiracy. One doesn't need to scratch deeply to uncover accusations of sinister ties with the CIA, the Trilateral Commission, the Illuminati, the Council on Foreign Relations, even the Nazis. It turns out that the Yale admissions committee that voted to admit George W., despite his poor record at Andover, included three members (out of seven) who were Bonesmen; those seeking evidence of malign influence will surely raise an eyebrow. (For the conspiracy-minded, the most useful omnium gatherum is the British writer Antony C. Sutton's feverish 1983 tract An Introduction to the Order.) World domination aside, the most pervasive rumors about Bones are that initiates must masturbate in a coffin while recounting their sexual exploits, and that their candor is ultimately rewarded with a no-strings-attached gift of $15,000. Bonesmen, who are sworn to secrecy at initiation, have not publicly denied or confirmed these rumors; they have usually made a point of refusing to speak to the press about the society at all. As The Skulls was about to be released, and as George W.'s quest for the Republican presidential nomination looked increasingly certain to succeed, the society sent all members a memo reminding them of their vow of silence."

Do the Bush supporters really think someone who jerks off in a coffin while reciting his sexual exploits is morally suprior to someone who gets blow jobs in the White House? (Pass the cigars, dubya.

This quote came from the May, 2000 Atlantic Magazine. It's on line, and can be found at www.theatlantic.com

JOJ

-- jumpoffjoe (jumpoff@echoweb.net), October 21, 2000.

jumpoffjoe, Well, one can hardly argue with THAT convicincing little bit of information. I shall immediately don a tinfoil hat and join you in the fruitcake Brigade to elect Darth Nader....

-- David (David@bzn.com), October 21, 2000.

Sorry, David, I didn't know this forum was open to dipshits. I didn't mean to hurt your sensitivity.

JOJ

I have to assume you meant the term "tinfoil" in an insulting way..

-- jumpoffjoe (jumpoff@echoweb.net), October 21, 2000.

Great, another gun psycho. How much freedom do you have when millions of mentally ill own guns and they will kill innocent people for no reason whatsoever?

Feeling lucky, punk?

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), October 22, 2000.

I rest my case.

-- John Lennon (UncleBob@mentally.ill.gunowner), October 22, 2000.

"Great, another gun psycho. How much freedom do you have when millions of mentally ill own guns and they will kill innocent people for no reason whatsoever?

-- John Lennon (Love@is.the.answer), October 21, 2000."

Want about us 80 million responsible gun owners? Just how man million of these mentally ill ones are there? Why so few mass shootings and crimes actually committed with "assault weapons"? Are you a bleeding heart, collectivist dupe? I'll bet you're a fan of big government, too.

-- Dupe Detector (-@no.more.stupes), October 22, 2000.

What's wrong with masturbating in a coffin?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), October 22, 2000.

Nemesis:

What's wrong with masturbating in a coffin?

It depends a whole lot on why you are in that coffin. In many cases, it wouldn't be a question of right or wrong; it would simply be amazing.

Bush uses an ouiji board to make all of his decisions as governor of Texas!

LOL. After Sam that position was castrated. Gov. of Texas doesn't really have any power.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), October 22, 2000.