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Per Robbie Williams' rider for his shows in Newcastle this weekend. As listed in the Ronnie:WHAT ROBBIE WANTS
One ape.
A silver-framed Bob Holness photo.
One pair of pants suitable for Carol Vorderman.
Some Dill (not too much).
Kumquats (lots).
A bonsai tree, with plastic figures in battle dress from the 30-year war.
Tuppence (x 2).
Three wise men bearing gifts.
Windows to be fitted to all rooms and fitted with moss.
-- Anonymous, October 19, 2000
I f'kin hate robert williams. He's a complete self centered egotisitcal tw@t. Did I mention I f'kin hate him and would love to see him fall foul to a horrible industrial accident involving a rusty lathe?
-- Anonymous, October 19, 2000