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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Bed-makers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

-- double (entendre@dictionary.com), October 18, 2000

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Scam artists will be deployed. Ogres demeaned. The Jamaican Bobsled Team deluged. har-har

-- Words (are@fun.com), October 18, 2000.

hookers will be delayed, constipated people will be deterred

-- Miriam Webster (@ .), October 18, 2000.