Top Ten Times in History...when using the "F" word was appropriate...

10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer

8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein

7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso

6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagorus

5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc

3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah

2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK

And the #1 reason is:

1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), October 18, 2000

Answers

Excellent Bob!!!

"Aw,^%$%& they found out!!!" not so Slick Willy

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), October 18, 2000.

LOL! Reminds me of the only time that expletive is used in the movie Spaceballs. The bad guys' spacecraft is on a countdown to destruct, which can be stopped only by pressing the cancelation button. They find it with hardly any time to spare, but there's a tag hanging off of it saying "Out of Order."

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), October 18, 2000.

Kinda funny. Thanks!

-- (r@nd.h), October 18, 2000.

Good list. Loved the movie too!

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), October 18, 2000.