News is breaking here in the North West of an "incident" in a club in the Liverpool outskirts of Wavertree. According to reports, shots were fired while a number of Liverpool players were "relaxing" late last night.

Apparently police believe it is an inside job, with Robbie Fowler being the chief suspect, due to the fact that no shots hit their target. A dark horse on the suspect list in what could be seen as gangland warfare is one Andrew Cole, for similar reasons.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2000

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A shot was fired and Heskey fell to the floor, then the match finished and they all went for a pint.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2000