What is the connection between the following players ?

John Fashanu, Martin Keown, Steve Bull, Gareth Southgate, Mark Wright, Emile Heskey, Dennis Wise & Le Saux.

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

Answers

Thats easy Kegsy, they all played for England

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

Okay what other thing apart from the fact that they've all played for England

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

They are all shit

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

They're all fookin ugly! Come on clues?

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

None of them born in England?

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

I'm really really sorry that I started the responses to your quiz in that flippant manner Kegsy, just cause I did not have a clue about the answer.

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

Easy. None of them are useless lard arses. Apart from Heskey. Their names are an anagram of 'hello, we are a bunch of foul smelling lard arses especially Heskey and how much did he cost'. Sorry Kegsy I'm at work tonight and I'm bored.

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

They all have (or in one instance had) brothers who are/were puffs....apart form Le Saux.....who IS a puff.....am I close?

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

ALLEDGEDLY

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

Dr Barnados Boy`s ?

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2000

No, none of you are right (well not for the answer I have). The depressing thing is that they have all scored more goals for England than the current first choice centre forward. A certain Mr. Cole. Which actually is a pretty sh*t answer.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2000