inanimate, nonsexy objects that turn you on

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I like atlases. They're frisky.

How about you?

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

Answers

Bowling pins. nuff said.

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

snow globes, lava lamps, giant fiberglass objects

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

Book stores and art supply stores. Meee-yow.

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

nail polish

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

Suits. Guys look good in suits. All I ever see my husband in is scrubs, so on the rare occasion he has a suit on makes me melt.

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000


i lick racecars and guys with short hair on top and long im the back. and i smell of gas turns me on

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

Fresh picked lemons...the smell of newly mown grass...expensive eucalyptus soaps...magazine subscriptions... paper... --

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

I'm with Milla on this one. Nothing turns me on like the smell of a new book I ordered and finally got my hands on. I like the way libraries smell.

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

Pens. Expensive pens with purple ink. Although right at the moment I'm in a relationship with a Dr. Grip.

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000

Swords and daggers. Strange, I'm the most non-violent person I know, but they're soooo sexy.

-- Anonymous, October 12, 2000


I like men in uniforms. Especially cops, uh until I dated one. Talk about seeing things in only black and white. Now I know why their cars are those colors. He wouldn't put on his uniform for me *or* get out his handcuffs and "arrest" me :(

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

I don't really have any inanimate objects that make me crazy, but *near* the topic, I hope: there are some phrases that sound incredibly dirty to me. "Do you have a watch on"? makes me blush like a little girl, as does "Packer backer" and "rimshot". I know. I'm crazy.

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

Hmm, this is strange. Nonsexy objects that turn me on??

Someone said pens. I like pens and pencils, too, and really expensive and fancy papers for letter-writing and stuff. I like them so much I end up hoarding them, which is bogus. :-)

<GEEK> I really like my Mac G4. I think you'll find a lot of people like that. It's just soooo nice, inside and out. And I've been playing with the public beta of Mac OS X, and its interface is beautiful. </GEEK>

Some have mentioned men in suits or in uniform. I believe that, because I have noticed that when I'm in a suit I attract a lot more attention from the opposite sex. Myself, I love women in smart-looking, feminine, "power" suits like they wear in the most professional of offices around here.

I hate it when guys call some sports car "sexy", but I have to admit that I dig the last Mazda RX-7 model (the last design before they stopped selling them in the U.S.), with something akin to lust.

Flourless chocolate tortes with two espressos.

Atlases, Gwen? If you mean the "books of maps" as opposed to statues of naked men holding the world above their heads, then yeah, I'm right there with ya.

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000


Ooh ooh! Nobody said candles! I'm not as much of a candle hog as some people I know because I don't have a lot of space to sit stuff around. They've got to be SUBTLE though. Those Glade ones that just smell like the candle version of aerosol room freshener are nast-y. All the candles at Pier One are wonderful.

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000

Floosie, you better quit smelling so much gas. I think it's starting to work, hon.

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2000


Waves! 6 to 10 ft peelers out of the south. And large format cameras. Oh and hardware stores. Old hardware stores. Oh and Floosie. I don't want to forget Floosie. In a non sexual kinda way. But she'd have to take a shower first. I can't stand the smell of gas. James

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2000

Old, beat-up pick up trucks. And military uniforms. However, the fact that I am married to a Marine who drive an old pick up has nothing to do with that. I married him for his, ahem, mind.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2000

Fancy new clothes, shoes, beauty products. Luxury items of all sorts make me quiver with desire.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2000

Kathleen, let me be the first to reassure you that Marines are indeed world renown for their minds. They MIND a lot of things. Their motto: "When it absolutely, positively has to destroyed overnight." I mean, the Navy could sit back and destroy the enemy with big guns...but how much fun would that be? Semper Fi.

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2000

Navy guys all have big guns. It's a well known fact. But we don't always use them to destroy things. Sometimes they are used to intimidate and sometimes just to polish. And we never use them in anger. James

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2000

It's not a gun, it's a WEAPON. One is for shooting, the other for fun. Don't you Marines and Sailors know nothin? I wanna be an Airborne Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger. A solder in uniform, the sensual aroma of tear gas fresh from the gas chamber. HHHUUUUMMMMMM. Maybe there is something sexy about smelling of gas after all.

-- Anonymous, October 15, 2000

I have to agree with the candles...and incense, too. I love really nice, expensive sheets. Copper pots and pans...and I can't leave out the fact that I'm engaged to a police officer...LOOOVE those uniforms. Floosie--You are a silly, silly girl. I like ya.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2000

QBasic.

-- Anonymous, October 16, 2000

Books with lots and lots of footnotes and extensive bibliographies and are publisked by Routledge. Swooooon.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2000

Mmmmm candles. Spicy!

Mmmm chocolate. Sassy!

Okay, I'm with y'all on those. :) And if I HAD a spiffy new G4...

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2000


Paul W., of course I mean books of maps. We just got an unbelievably cheap one from Wal-Mart and I can't stop reading it. It's like when I was a kid, flipping through the Sears catalog.

I used to get off on men in uniform, but I've just been burned too many times now. They're not so sassy after I've wasted so much money on traffic tickets.

-- Anonymous, October 17, 2000


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