It's probablyon here somewhere but just incase you didn't know, Acuna will join Newcastle as soon as a work permit is granted. He passed a medical in Buenos Aries and agreed personal terms in the region of #12k a week. This all went on on Thursday / Friday last week without his agent Ronen Katzaz knowing about it. Katzav is going to report Newcastle united to FIFA .heeeeeee, heeeeee thats funny init?

-- Anonymous, October 09, 2000

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I read somewhere over the weekend that it was U de Chile's responsibility to agree the cut that the agent gets.

I assume he will be reporting NUFC to FIFA because they did involve him in the deal and he is after all Acuna's FIFA registered agent. I know he's a money grabbing parasite but he has some rights in this don't you think?

Anyway enough about the fooking agent, anyone got any info on Wor Clarence apart from the asthma! Anyone see him in training for us?

-- Anonymous, October 09, 2000

25 year old Defensive midfielder that dosen't drink, smoke or take drugs (allegedly). Played over 50 times for Chile and has a wife called Anelola, Likes seafood, Pizza, U.2, Kylie Minogue and Boy zone and has a tattoo in a secret place. His hobbies include, golf, snooker and breeding Chinchillas(His uncle has a Chincilla fur farm just).

-- Anonymous, October 09, 2000

Is that info from SoccerFirst.com, SportsFirst.com or NTLsports.com?

-- Anonymous, October 09, 2000

The full Acuna fact file will be on Team Twaddle later tonight as soon as we get the E mail from Santiago translated.

-- Anonymous, October 09, 2000