miketheheadlesschicken makes it big

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FYI- (Heads up Bingo and Unk) miketheheadless chicken made it CBS Sunday Morning today-big review of his life. He is now a national TV star!!! I am ROFLMAO!! Hey unk, wanna hotlink it again??

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), October 08, 2000


Unk, ya listening?

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), October 08, 2000.

Far be it from me to ignore the most qualified candidate:

Mike the Headless Chicken for President!

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), October 08, 2000.

I'm here:

Did you forget that Dave Barry is ALSO running?


Born July 3, 1947, in the same log cabin that Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson and John F. Kennedy were born in. Dave's parents were dirt farmers who were very poor because of the limited demand in those days for dirt. Dave, the oldest of 27 children, helped with the family finances by working four jobs while being hyperactive in the church, performing acts of charity and rescuing injured birds.

Education Attended public high school, where he won 175 varsity letters and was elected principal. Went on to graduate with highest honors from Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Oxford, Cambridge, the College of Cardinals and the James F. Prongmelt School of Motel Administration. Invented penicillin.

Religion Same as yours.

Business Career Founded General Motors. Also headed several major labor unions.

Criminal Record This was a simple misunderstanding.

(Note: All of these facts were supplied by the Dave Barry for President Committee, which checked them carefully for accuracy.)

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), October 08, 2000.

Dave Barry is running, too? That does make the choice a little harder (since my main man, Pat Paulsen, has said nothing about being a candidate this year).

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), October 08, 2000.

...and don't forget Rob Zombie...

headbangin' on the porch...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), October 08, 2000.

What a dilemma.....miketheheadlesschicken, Dave Barry and Rob Zombie?

Sometimes life just isn't fair.

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), October 09, 2000.

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