According to my source who I have no reason to doubt and on reflection makes good sense, he is not a taxi-driver or window cleaner , I may drop a clue but will not divulge a name so don`t ask. 80% of the time there is nothing wrong with ex Newcastle striker Duncan Ferguson, that is why he passed two strict medicals with his last clubs. It is all in the heed and if he read in a magazine that there was a increase in beri-beri fever in the UK, he would believe he had it, Extreme I know, kid you not folks , this is gen. Clue is, Movie , A day in the life ????????

-- Anonymous, October 07, 2000

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First clue is not that clear, go on I will give you another to get on the answers page, (2) Wheel on the Town Moor

-- Anonymous, October 07, 2000

Mr Ferris, eh? The downside is that he might feel well enough to play against us on the 21st if his injuries are all psychosomatic (easy for you to say!).

-- Anonymous, October 07, 2000

Interesting. But if supposedly he now has an infection, how do you dream that up? Does explain how it seems to take ages for him to get over the little niggles. He's in the wrong biz if he's not able to play through a bit of pain. Anyone know a good psychiatrist? Just not too good before they play us. ;-))

-- Anonymous, October 07, 2000

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I had a similar verdict on DF from another ex-pro y'all know. And it wasn't with hindsight - this was just after we signed him. My source (MB, does TV work...work it oot yerselves) said DF would never be a consistent player, even if he was physically fit he'd drift in and out of games and never be consistent...too true.

-- Anonymous, October 07, 2000

I believe he has Somatization disorder. I Looked up Hyperchondria @ www.healthcentral.com.

Dont call me Doctor.

-- Anonymous, October 07, 2000