Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

INCOMING !!

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

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Bliddy Canadians.....always have something on the go....

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

Hmm???! The awful thing is - I can`t argue with that!(:o)

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

At the rate I've been going since last Thursday I'm going to develop some interesting bodily additions by the weekend!!

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

You forgot that it develops a headache as well LT!

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

You also forgot to mention that after prolonged exposure to beer you will start to develope breasts.

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

And you wake up in the morning with an empty wallet!

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

Sexist pigs the lot of ya!!!

Apart from Galaxy that is! :o)

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

Beer also makes men urinate far too frequently...like most sober women.

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

This one's not about beer but it's worth posting:

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she".

One of the students raised their hand and asked, "What 'gender' is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending halfyour paycheck on accessories for it.

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000

......and this survey was put out by a country who issued the invitation "Drink Canada Dry" and then moaned when someone tried!

;0)

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2000