Looks like Gavilan will be out for between 3 and 6 weeks with strained medial ligaments, full extent of the injury not yet known.

Bartinho hoping to be back for Everton.

We should be looking at signing some of the Haitian national side - at least we could use some of their voodoo talents.

On second thoughts, maybe there's something other than his footy skills on offer with this Bahaman or whatever he is.

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2000

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Take comfort...Pistone out for 6 months, while Duncan Freeloader now has an infection which set in after his calf injury, ha ha. He's getting more imaginative, I'll grant him that. Cheers for the #7m, anyway, Walter - tho I don't think we'll be seeing that extra appearance money for DF in a hurry.

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2000