From Red Issue:

(Man)United are bringing out a range of spaghetti hoop type things in conjunction with Heinz. The company's senior brand manager John Webb said: "Heinz and the Red Devils make an ideal match. Heinz is the most trusted food brand in the UK and (Man) United are the largest soccer club on the planet."

-- Anonymous, October 03, 2000

Answers

Yeh, and they both make me feel like passing wind!

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2000

It was in the national press too. A money spinner....nowt wrong with that. I might even buy some:-)

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2000

What about some of the Mna United ketchup while you're at it, LR?

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2000

I'd get some if I thought the spaghetti was shaped like the players. That way, I'd get the opportunity to mame and disfigure all my favourite NH stars!

Pass me the Sherringham, dear...

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2000

It's the rest of the league that need (to) Ketchup Douggie.

Was talking to Mystic on Sunday afternoon....you avoiding him??

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2000

No. I did actually get to Finsbury Park to see youse but had a panic attack about all those Mancs etc. So I went home. I've already told him this. I'll deffo be at SJP in Dec when we beat yer so I'll see youse both then.

-- Anonymous, October 04, 2000