Sick one coming up:

The English Test & County Cricket Board have declared their sadness at the recent death of Paula Yates. The Board announced that it had been their intention to appoint her as the new team coach. Outgoing coach David Lloyd told reporters, "Her experience of screwing Australians and then bringing home the ashes would have been invaluable."

-- Anonymous, October 02, 2000

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I like that one Sand Dancer.

Know ant TOTALLY origional Sunderland jokes?

-- Anonymous, October 02, 2000

rik, summat wrong with my "ant totally origional (sic) Sunderland jokes"?

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-- Anonymous, October 02, 2000