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ANDY Cole once declared: "I was a total toerag - and, if it hadn't been for football, I'd still be a toerag."

I think he's still a total toerag.

Torygraph.

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2000

Answers

According to Soccernet, Andrew Toerag is demanding #60,000 a week to sign a new contract with manure, with his current agreement due to end in 18 months.
This would make him the highest-paid player at OT and throw the club's pay structure into chaos. The OT hierarchy is concerned that if they give way to Cole's demands, which top Roy Keanes #52,000 per week settlement, it will inevitably prompt a wages explosion.

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2000

He needs the extra dosh to pay for all those letters to people explaining his new name

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2000

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