Cordone was getting stick for his hairstyle on Football365 a few weeks back, but what about that pillock Ljungberg? First he mystifies us with his Burgundy tinted "punk" hairstyle (that's punk in the same way that Gary Rhodes is a "punk" chef - ie he uses hair mousse) and now he's gone for a skinhead look. Do all midfielders with no personality go through this phase:

1) Have an elaborate hairstyle involving lots of hair-care products which get you laughed at.
2) Switch to a bone-dome in the hope that people will take you more seriously.
3) Provoke gales of laughter when you foolishly disclose details of your love life (Freddie tells his he spent the night before Sweden games watching porno movies...something the Spurs fans might remind him about).

A prize to the first person who can identify another EPL player whose life has followed a remarkably similar pattern...

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2000

Answers

You wouldn't be alluding to a certain shirtlifter who plys his kicking, V sign and disgusting spitting trade in the London Borough of Greater Manchester.

You know who I mean, the one who for appearance purposes is married to a skinny posh slapper who has got a kid (not necessarily his) named after a bridge in America.

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2000

Ah yes, I wonder how young Golden Gate is getting on these days...

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2000

Named after a Bridge?.....ya mean a borough more like it ya bitter guttersnipe....and you'd STILL have him. FACT!

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2000

Would you have him Ken eh , ooh i know you would you big fruit : - )

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2000

Course I'd have him. I'd knock the puny get out with a miss. :O)

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2000

You wouldn't be talking about the lad who's missus (named after a Borough no less) had a Champagne bottle stuck up her ar$e.....would you??????

-- Anonymous, September 28, 2000