HAWAY THE TOON!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Answers

ALRIGHT TONY - LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST ME AND U

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Lee hits the post .

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Evening you two!!!!!! Robert hits the post!!! OFF WE GO!!!!

HOWAY THE LADS!!!!!!(:O)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Tony, you LIVE or on the webcast?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Robert Lee! Robert Lee! Robert Lee! :-)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

THAT WAS CLOSE BOBBY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON FINISH THE JOB

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Anyone care to make a prediction?(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Evening all :o)

Robert Lee Robert Lee Robert Lee etc.....

Lord save me its Lee Clarke on the Webcaste

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Nee webcast yet - updates please?????

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

I'M LIVE RIK

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

First corner to the Orient. Not converted.(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

MAN U 1-0 UP SCHOLES

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

L R will be happy, with an early lead.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Its still 0-0 Screacher! :o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Bournemouth 1 Wrexham 0 Wheyhey!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

OH UNLUCKY KIERON SON!!!!!!!!!! 1-0 LEEDS BOWYER

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Dyer on the wing , made a good break Screacher.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Dyer with a shot on target. Good save from the Orient keeper!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Ohhhhh Dyer has his shot saved!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Go Bournemouth!!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

THE LADS ARE IN GOOD VOICE!!!!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

2-0 LEEDS- VIDUKA

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Gallager with a shot on target (weak one though)!!!

Come on Big Al - get a few in the net tonight!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Do you think wor Bobby`s had a word with Dyer - he sounds a bit more committed tonight? We seem stronger down the wings tonight too!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Tony, aah knaa it's a fotty maych, but can ye STOP SHOUTING?? (Unless it's a chant fer the lads)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

AHHH Kevin misses!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

OOOOOOHHH!!! Sounded close, close, close!!!! (three attempts)(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

PSV 1 ManUre 1

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Macc 0 Smoggies 1 (against the run of play)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Hi all 0300 and I am still awake, only 4 more hours to go.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

4 hours to what Gus?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Hiya Gus. Busy?(o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

How dare they give wor Bobby stick!!! Come lads, shut them up....a couple of goals before half time would do it!!! HOWAY THE LADS!!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Hey Tony, You left the E mail notification switched on then with your FOGLIGHTS ON, your KDMAGPIES@COMPUSERVE.COM becomes invalid. When we post on this we getan Undeliverable E mail elert......... yer daft bugga.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Ah Tony - a kindred spirit!!! That`s the sort of thing I would do!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

So, why is Lee Clarke co comentating?

Just doing a guest appearance as a toon fan whilst the other Mick takes a holiday?

Or has his agent arranged this to get him back to the attension of US?
-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

ONE NIL ,GALLACHER BEAT YOU

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Yes!! GALLACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

4 hours til 0700 and I get to go home Rik.

Hiya Galaxy, not at all. Because of that thing in Sydney I have to come to the airport for 4 nights. The only thing is we were so busy at work that I went in at 0700 - 1600 on Tuesday, then started again at the airport at 2100 until I finish at 0700 Wed, that will be midnight your time.

Still a win tonight will make the drive home bearable!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!! GALLAGER!!!!!!

Orient 0 - Newcastle 1 (:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Twas a cross from my favorite player Griffin, crossed to the back post and Gallacher tapped it in.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Corts FU**ED, He's gonna be out for a month.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Aw fluppin heck - not Carl`s hamstring!!!! Jeeezzzz!!!(:o|

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

"Carly Corty, Carly Corty are you big dunc in disguise, are you big dunc in disguise?"

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Sh*t, this is really bad news.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Oh no! Cort's hamstring again! :-(

And PSV now 2-1. :-)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

It's Wor Kid Cordone, as that prat in the ronnie gill calls him.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

What price Lua Lua starting in the League now?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

With Cort out, think Cordone will be Shearer's Partner against City, with Gallacher getting the nod on the left wing.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

If we carry on like this, the flippin tea-lady will be on in a couple of weeks time!!!!(:o{

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Wasn`t it the general opinion that Cordone wasn`t happy out on the left?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

ah Shit, the tea lady's just slipped on the wet grass delivering the half time tea to the lads. Looks like the mascots will have to be signed up.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Nice one rik very funny..:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

ooooer Missus Garcia get s an equaliser, BEAT YOU

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Hey....do you think they'd give me a work permit?? I could play this weekend! ;-) Though my hamstring is a bit tight from all the stairclimbing and lifting the last few weeks. ;-))

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Aw for Heaven`s sake!!!!!! I just don`t believe it....they`ve equalise just before half time!!!!(:o(

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Oh geez! LO scores.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Garcia West Hams loaneee shows great skill, pulling a ball back for Steve watts, who gets the equaliser. It's Half time and time to have a nice orange and cup of tea . I wonder if any of the lads sneak out for a quick fag in the loos?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Well Ciara, the way it looks at the moment, I reckon wor Bobby might just give you a run out!!! Rats, rats, rats!!!!! (:o(

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Hi all, just joined the crew.

Anyone know the team. These injuries are taking the piss now. Our training methods just don't make them strong enough!

Away goal but we have to get themorale up with a couple more goals. I hope Shearer scores because without a regular strike partner for a while it coulc get more barren.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Tony - come back!! It doesn`t matter if you`ve left your thingymjiggy on!! Nobody`s bothered really!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

There's a lass with a bikini walking around the perimiter of the ground with a large board with a number two on it. That's strange, wonder where they got that idea from?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Mr. DeBuilder - Good evening! You`ll find the team posted on the ! Anyone not in London` thread. And I agree, I don`t think we have got this one in the bag by any means yet. (;o(

Rik - she probably just signed for us! (:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Is this the time to tell you all that I played against Garcia?

He is from Perth!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

SORRY TONY< I DIDN@T MEAN TO UPSET YOU< I LOVE YOU REALLY>

D.B its

Given Griffin .... Huhes ...Charvet ... Domi

Dyer ...Le ...Speed ...Gallacher (scored after 31 mins from a griff cross)

......Cort was replaced by Codone when he pulled a hamstring, partnering Shearer

seconds away ..... round TWO

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Rik,

Where are you viewing the pictures?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Jay - I think I might watch `A Life of Grime` tonight after all - I think I might need a bit of light relief after this!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Eurosport 2

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Come on the Toon!!!

An N and an E and a W C an A and an S and a T L E UNITED

Newcastle United FC!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Ciara, are you right or left footed?

Rik, I played what I thought was my last game on sunday. I played up front and scored with a volley and I do not need a work permit.

All I need is the air ticket and of course permission from Mrs gus. No wages required and I will give 100%

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Yes Gal

I know the feeling

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Rik,

Is Eurosport 2 available on the Internet, sorry for the distraction!

BTW how is Domi playing?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Is Garcia a small black lad?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

More right, I think. At least that's my stronger foot when practicing pk's in Soccer Celebration this past season. Mind, I only managed to hit the net from about 5yds out, so I'll really only be able to hang up front to grab the tap-ins. Will have to leave the longer shots to others. On the upside, I never once put a ball over the net. ;-)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Eurosport 2 , only available on NTL cable. You can chose any of 4 games on sub channels at #8. We can watch Sundeland Newcastle , Boro or Man city in our area.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

I may be wrong - but I reckon he`s winding you up DeBuilder! Apologies in advance if I am wrong!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Galaxy ....you're bared.....

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Why is Gary Speed a poor shot, that should have been on target.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Galaxy don't bare anything till the footie finishes!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Have you been peeking?!(;o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Infact, why can no of our players shoot straight.

Oh Guess what ....Dyer's FU**ED. Will be out for a month.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Get that tealady kitted up!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Get Gavilan on, don't risk Dyer.

Robert Lee is the bollocks!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

What about Screach..he's been known to score a few goals in London

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

We could always sign up the commentator?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Na Rik he is Portugese so is dark

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Dyer's FU**ED. Hell man, we knaa that. Haven't you seen the video?

Sorry I've been away for a while - was in th eloft looking fer me boots.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

PS. My other PC is just like Dyer. That's FU**ed as well. Can't get the webcast - can't even dial in. It may be Freeserve that is FU**ED instead - I hope so.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Don't need another Portuguese player Gus , We got one Portugeuese winger today, Ex Formula one driver ,called Pedro Dinez or something.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

At least Cordone is getting a few chances. Shearer should just goal poach!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

I'm watching Man City. They're awesome.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Pedro Dinez isn't Portugese. He's Japanese. Honest.

BTW - my previous comment should have said aweful.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Bliddy I-ties

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

DOah , what a bunch of useless wasters we are.... these Guys get 15 grand a week, Orients lads are playing for peanuts. and they are as good as us. Whats happnin man?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Must be wor gas-powered PC or modem then.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Rik, I did not say we needed him, I said I had played against him.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

We're obvioulsy not hungry enough. If the O's are paid peanuts, just watch Peyter Heed try to sign them up.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

This game is going to inspire confidance innit?

What a load.....

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

What? I thought the game was tomorrow - whats happening?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

It is tommorow for Gus and co in the US.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

I mean Oz. sorry gus

Howay the glory.......

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

It's Gus in Oz and Goz in US

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Get yer Nobbs out Bobby, we need someone to put this game out of reach.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Anything happening or is the trainer still on??

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

oh great...Shay getting battered now. Are we gonna have any first teamers left??

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

I know we are winning - but why doesn`t it feel as though we are?

And they seem to be out to injure our goalie!!! (:o(

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Go on Shay lad chuffing ave him!!

Seriously, we have any number of defenders out, half a midfield, a goalkeeper (maybe another, stick in there Shay) and Cort out. Can we really expect them all to be jumping in and injuring themselves?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Gallacher's off, Nobbs out, Karelse is warming up Given's FU**ED, looks like he'll be out for a month.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Shearer getting frustrated (according to Sly TV).

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Any one seen Johnathon Brain play in goal for us?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Rik - are you playing with your crystal balls?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Shearer had a shot on target, that'll shut his critics up ....NOT

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Any subs left bring Shearer off and let him cool down! OOOh good shot Shearer, maybe another five minutes then! The goal will come for him.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

If these tackles get any worse, soon it will be Murder by the Orient excess.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Think I'll sneak out early, wor lass sais she's bored. Anyone fancy playing in my chatroom on Saturday against City? This thread is taing yonks to load...

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Good one Screacher, how long did you take to think that one up.

4,000 toon soldiers tonight, how good is that, nearly as many as smoggies at home!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

ManUre dow 3-1. Barca losing 2-0 at home to AC Milano

City 2-2 at Gills

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Impressive result for Leeds tonight, just as well Besitkas didn't bring any fans?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Nah Rik. I've got something to look forward to on Saturday - I'm off to Maine Road. God, am I a massochist?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Wrexham have equalised against Bournemouth - couple of mins to go.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Bring on the mackems in the next round!

Cordone's just tackled Griffin, good lad showing appetite?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Great save by Shay. Toon turning on style. O's keeper a hero? Why can't we score???

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

gus calling from the future 0435 Wed here, how long to go?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Looks like Cordone has put in a good tackle - pity it was against Griffin! Arghhh!!!! It gets worse!!(:o(

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Leeds Turkish Delight. 6-0 up against Besitkas (that's goals, not players in gaol). ManUre lost 3-1

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

It's 9.34 PM here in Wet and Windy North Shields and the Ref annouces 3 Minutes, of extra time. Shearer heads over the top, and I've had enough. Off to keep my lonely wife company .....night all.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

CIty ended 2-2, 3-3 aggregate. Now going to extra time. I'm off to watch it soon.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

This is painful.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

whoa! Leeds 6-0!! I think that's our injury score for this game :-/

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Good evening Softie - I do agree - agony! (:o(

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Welcome Softie. Painful?? You haven't just done a Sting and sat on your teste have you??

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

The lads done well. Didn't have to try to hard really. Did exactly what was needed. No sweat. No point in busting a gut and getting injured ;-))

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

So our winless streak in London continues. Oh well, at least we're through to the next round.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Injured

Harper Barton Dabizas Marcellino Goma Bassedas Glass Cort

Puts it all into perspective for me chaps, night I'm off to see City get dumped out of the cup which we are in the last 32 of.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Oh well - I think that`s enough torture for one night! See ya folks!!!(:o|

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Db - you missed an injury. Pride is severley injured as well.

Night all!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Dont all leave at once, Final score anyone any other results? PLEASE

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Screach

Freeserve is knackered for me - it must be a NW thing. I'm on thru Egg at the minute.

See you Saturday

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

1-1, gus. Barca 2-0 AC Milan, Leeds 6-Besiktas, PSV 3-1 MoanU.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Gus

Leeds won 6-0 - we drew 1-1

Does anybody know who we play next as the draw has already been made right through hasn't it ?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

So who do we play? First leg home or away

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

A full strength side earns a draw against third division opposition Cort crocked again - hamstrings are a problem so see you at Christmas Carl No money - despite full houses for 5 years due to wasted and bizzare purchases - with both pre season big signings knackered. What confidence from this result? From me nowt

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

A game @ City - who've got an injury crisis of their own I think and then a rest while England muck about.

The Manager of the Month trophy is a jinx. October will be OK.

We're no worse off than last season up front + Cordone + LuLu +a year older Gavilan +Ameobi & Coppinger have played now. (Remmebr Kets was alost cause we all sort of loved & Ferguson was always injured)

The C/Halfs are a bit thin due to injury but Hughes is a revelation. Griffin is fit now but Dolly is out. Goma should be OK by the next match I think.

Bobby Lee is back so if he can keep going with Speed the midfield is sorted.

Bassedas can't be far off - he was jogging last week.

Think positive not negative.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Sly TV said the draw would be live at 18:00 on Thursday. We'll get Liverpool.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

London side away. Soton away or Liverpool away. Or the Makems.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

gOOD POSITIVE THINKING THAT MIND dOUGAL .. hOWAY did noone else think last night was hilarious . I thoroughly enjoyed meself .. we were on a hiding to nothing really . I porsonally thought Charvet and Hughesy played well , and Dyer shouldve been taken off because he was carrying an injury . Nowt to worry about though the lads looked ok in patches and sh1te in others , cant be arsed to elaborate at the moment , but last night was strangely reminiscent of seasons gone by in the old second division and i for one enjoyed it : - ))

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2000