I've bought a new property in Byker. I've got to clog all me stuff from Gosforth over the weekend. Does anyone have a big van and a spare afternoon, please? These things cost a fortune, which I no longer have (long story about being mugged, totally, over the price).

I do, however, make nice sandwiches and I can supply some beer for your efforts. Anyone able to lend a hand please?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

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Cheapskate bliddy students, doing the removal men out of a bit of fiddle money.

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

Me Dads got a Lada

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000