And of course that'll stop the Imperial Lord Ferg from contacting one of his Romulan footsoldiers in the Galactical Dutch Outpost!

PSV Eindhoven have found a novel way of ensuring their striker Ruud van Nistelrooy does not stay in touch with Manchester United, the club who almost signed him for #18.5million last season - they have taken his mobile phone away

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000