This is the place for your stories, great comebacks, tales of horror, and other fluff. Also, if you are (or ever have been) a telemarketer, feel free to defend yourself...

-- Atara (atara@raex.com), September 24, 2000

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My wife holds the record in our household for great replies to telemarketers. One called her up while she was 7 months pregnant and asked her how she was.

She told him, complete with detailed descriptions of her bladder problems and leaking breasts.

I'd have given alot to have been a fly on the wall and seen what that telemarketer's face looked like when he hung up. That's right; HE hung up on her! :)

-allen

-- Allen Kitchen (allenk@blkbox.com), September 25, 2000.