Since I have enough problems with speaking english I've never learned to speak another langauge, except for what I remember of HS spanish. However, one thing that I find extremely sexy is hearing someone talk in a foreign language while you're bumping uglies. This may be the reason I am drawn to latin women*. I always get a thrill when I have a foreign tongue in my bed.(ha!)

If you speak anoher language fluently, say... oh I don't know... something out of the blue like maybe... oh let's say Russian for instance, do you get this kind of request often?

For those who speak only english - Are you turned on by hearing a different language in bed? Do you get hotter if you know what is being said or does just hearing the rhythm of non-english get you flushed?

*women who have thick northern new yorker type, deep south georgia peach accents or raspy deep husky voices are also a constant source of blue veiners.

-- Anonymous, September 21, 2000

Answers

It's a good thing I write just cuz I like to see the sound of my own voice. However consider this fair warning, I have become miffed once again and am now deciding to resume posting at anti social.com where the standards aren't so high. Ha! Just kidding - I'll come back every once in a while just because I know that smarties from billions and jillions and dillions of miles around just hafta read what I write no matter what you say to your friends when you're dressed to kill in your patched-elbow brown tweed jackets, puffing on a croony old pipe at some high falootin' bookstore tea party. hasta la taco brainiacs -- and you too cory.

-- Anonymous, September 21, 2000

That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super geek The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazines That girl is pretty kinky The girl's a super geek She's a very special girl The kind of girl you want to know From her head down to her toenails Down to her feet, yeah

Sorry rudeboy, it's just a geeky scene Super geeky, yeah

-- Anonymous, September 21, 2000

Most people here are bilingual, so I've always heard at least two languages in bed. Yes it is a turn on. My native language (not english) can sound very dirty when spoken in that context and it does put an interesting spin on things.

My 2x10-2 worth.

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2000

A few girls have asked me to say romantic/erotic things to them in Hungarian or Vienna German just for the exotic effect... But the real fun of course is speaking mock-French ("...'Allo, bay-babee! You 'ave zose large Amer-ee-kan breasts!") in bed...

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2000

What the hell is a "thick Northern New Yorker accent????" How far north are we talking?? Most of the accents come from Manhattan and the surrounding area.. the farther North you get, the more people start to sound like everyone on TV.. completely accentless.

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2000

Todd, I beg to differ about upstate N.Y. -- you are right in noting the peculiarities of NYC... but even within NYC you have differences between, say, Brooklyn and Staten Island... and Long Island and Westchester are different... going upstate mid-Hudson valley is not like Buffalo... the further west you go the more nasal and midwestern things get.

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2000

I believe the author's intent was to place a comma after northern - (as in US north not New York north) - I gather this from thee context of the ill-worded sentence, given the latter description about southern accents.

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2000

I'm not entirely sure you can compare the linguistic lullabyes of latinas with the the gum-popping nasal-influenced accents of big- haired women from the 718 and 516 area codes?

Ay, papi! Que grande tu eres!

:)

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2000

I, too, think that Rudeboy intended for "northern new yorker type" to have an extra comma in there, but hey, Todd, you're from Northern (sort of) New York, and you have an accent.

I think Rudeboy is going to be very disappointed if only men reply to this topic. Unfortunately, I would feel uncomfortable answering, as there is a good chance that my parents will read this.

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2000

I've no experience with this myself that I recall, but it's classic in A Fish Called Wanda, with both Kevin Kline and John Cleese speaking to Jamie Lee Curtis in foreign languages. I love most of that movie, except for Michael palin with the stuttering and animals.

Anita of Anita's BOD and Anita's LOL

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2000

Okay, I guess I'd enjoy Anna Kournikova yelling out P.E. ratios at me in English.

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2000

I like playing Shakira in bed. "Estoy buscando un poco de amor..." She's Arabian-Columbian.

Yeah, she's the girl who played the scary Egyptian song (Ojos Asm) on the Latin Grammys, and who got an international MTV VMA for that same song.

But I knew about her long before these things, thanks to me budding sex life. Oy. Check out "Pies Descalzos" and "Donde Estan Los Ladrones."

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2000

Deep accents and misused words can be great, too. I'll never forget the Italian woman who implored, "Reeeeck, ahs-peee-rate mee!"

-- Anonymous, September 23, 2000

HEY!! I DO NOT HAVE AN ACCENT!!! IT"S ALL THE REST OF YOU JOKERS WHO CAN"T SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY!!!

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000