Top 10 ways the white house will change with Lieberman as VP

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10) Air Force One to be renamed - "El Al Gore.".

9) Tipper to be referred to as "The First Shiksa."

8) Saturday Night State Dinners to be replaced by Sunday Night Chinese.

7) Inauguration to be completed with Breaking of Glass.

6) Problem: Presidential Baldness Solution: Presidential Yarmulke!

5) Every time "Hail to the Chief" is played, Secret Servicemen Lift Gore in Chair and Dance Around.

4) U.S. Never to pay retail again for Nuclear Warheads.

3) Federal Employees To Have Saturdays off for Shabbat - but will have to actually start working Monday - Friday.

2) Camp David relocated to Palm Beach.

1) In First Major Trade Agreement with India, New Delhi to be renamed Carnegie Delhi.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), September 18, 2000

Answers

Really funny Kritter! I especially liked #5.

-- (sis@home.zzz), September 18, 2000.

Yeah, that ones my favorite too, Sis! I was reading it out loud to my family, and I couldn't even finish that sentance, I was laughing so hard.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), September 18, 2000.

Kritter, I've never seriously considered converting to Judaism, but I have long felt that a yarmulke would really "hit the spot."

-- Peter Errington (petere@ricochet.net), September 19, 2000.

.. Cover the spot maybe.

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), September 19, 2000.

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