Breasts

>Finally, something other than smiley faces.......

> (o)(o) Perfect breasts

> ( )( ) Fake silicone breasts

> (*)(*) Perky breasts

> (@)(@) Big nipple breasts

> oo A cups

> { O }{ O } D cups

> (oYo) Wonder bra breasts

> ( ^ )( ^ ) Cold breasts

> (o)(O) Lopsided breasts

> (Q)(O) Pierced Breasts

> (p)(p) Hanging Tassels Breasts

> \ o /\ o/ Grandma's Breasts

> ( - )( - ) Against The Shower Door Breasts

> | o | | o | Android Breasts

> ($)($) Martha Stewart's Breasts

> > And G-d created woman and she had 3 breasts. G-d then >asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

> She replied, "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?" >And so it was done, and it was good.

> Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast >in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"

> And then God created man.

-- helen (home@home.home), September 16, 2000

Answers

Helen...

OMG! I ROTFLMAO at that. Simply the best!

Sheeple

-- (Sheeple@Greener.Pastures), September 16, 2000.

I DARE YOU to post your breast type here! DOUBLE DARE! >:)

-- helen (home@home.home), September 16, 2000.

Helen,

LOL... Double Dare me...

Depends on the day... but sometimes they are the (oYo) other days they are the (*)(*) (only when hubby is around), then there are days like today when I feel they are the (o)(O)... maybe tonight they will be the (-)(-).

-- (Sheeple@Greener.Pastures), September 17, 2000.

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Breasts wearing red rubber noses (a personal favorite of mine)

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-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), September 17, 2000.

Lon...Lon...never mind...how IS your evil twin these days?

(o Y o)

-- helen (home@home.home), September 17, 2000.

C'mon helen. Like you've never tried a couple of red rubber noses and a recording of a caliope playing "When The Saints Come Marchin' In"?

And the last time I heard about ol' Lon Frankenstien, he was mutterin' somethin' about being held in the firm immensity of...well, you know.

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-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), September 17, 2000.

Lon...decidedly NOT...although you may have given me another idea...

-- helen (home@home.home), September 18, 2000.

Well, I have "no idea" what kind of "ideas" you got from all this, but but but but but but but ... the kind of ideas I get from the kind of ideas I think you get from all this is .....

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), September 18, 2000.

And then God created man. .....

And man has been looking for the other two ever since.

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), September 18, 2000.