I would imagine that this has been on before but what's everyon'e job?

I'm a headhunter (for a whole month now) what's everyone elses job (and if you're looking.....)

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2000

Answers

If ever you need an Intelligence Analyst let me know

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2000

I am a Premiership football manager. You may have heard of me. I have been around for a long time. In fact, I've been around for almost as long as Jonno and ITK put together. I have a few heads I'd be prepared to sacrifice if you are interested Mr Jobs Worth.

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2000

www.danorama.freeserve.co.uk

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2000

Never one to miss an opportunity, eh Dan??

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2000

Pleasure-seeking Itinerant. :-)

In reality(such as it is), trying to get work in web production/development. Currently doing some QA and tons of html coding.

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2000

Screach- I have to get some bugger to visit that site. It's like Christopher Reeve's legs - in danger of withering away from underuse!

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2000

Cook, cleaner, gardener, accountant, painter and decorator, gardener, dog groomer, shopper, taxi driver, nurse, homework supervisor, money lender, councellor, entertainments officer, caterer, travel agent, peace-maker, careers advisor, social correspondent, fashion critic, seamstress, shoe-cleaner, bag-packer, document clerk, P.A., debt collector, telephonist..............oh, you mean REAL work?!!!!

Well previously I had a very cushy job as Personnel Officer for a major haulage company. Had to deal with, on a weekly basis, 200 or so burly, tatooed, seriously p@ssed off long distance lorry drivers, apoplectic with rage at being offered a basic weekly wage (minus, overtime and bonuses), when the computer regularly chewed up the weekly wages run and broke down, and the Financial Director hid in the bottom drawer of his filing cabinet! Ah.....lazy days!(:o)

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2000

Self-unemployed

;-{)

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2000

Professional net surfer.....well it bloody feels like that for months on end sometimes! I'm supposed to be a software test engineer but it's been awhile since I've had anything to test....I can't believe they've made me come in this weekend (at great expense to the company) to sit and do bugger all...

Anyway....why you asking Kegsy? you looking to try and headhunt a bbs'er or two to come and work in Japan? ;))

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2000

gus, you need an Intelligence Analyst, I'm just letting you know!

Kegsy, you know what (little) I do, what you got for me?

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2000

Careers Counsellor part-time, which I love. The rest of the time I freelance in the training & development area - eg. running assessment or development centres - which I love even more, cos it's big bucks for watching other people squirm ...

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2000

I'm not sure its a REAL job but ...

http://faculty.washington.edu/edford/

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

Bud, you mean me personally or my organisation?

I also do Investigation and consultation work in Import / Export Kegsy

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

You lot are unbelievable. Just because I'm now a headhunter means there's an ulterior motive to my question. I didn't notice anybody answer the 'have you ever shagged anyone cos they were there thread' with an answer along the lines of why? are you offering. Or anything like that.

I asked the question partly because Rik asked me what I did and also as a matter of interest. I've known most of you for over a couple of years and I was just interested in what you all did that's all.

Having said that, if anyone wants a new job....... And Bud email me your resume if you're interested in working in Japan!

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

Project Manager in Construction.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

De B, does that mean they are building you into a Project Manager? ;-))

I'm a simple software boffin

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

Well that's what they say they are trying to do!!

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

Financial markets Sales trader specialising in Foreign Exchange and Treasury products on the front 2 years of the yield curve . Currently covering Pension funds , insurance companies and real money investors . Im available at your convenience and will consider all parts of the globe : - ) alternatively call me tosser : - ))

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

Oy Tosser,

Gav was right...."available at you convienience......"

You do hang around public toilets!!! ;o))

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

I'll be looking for a new job in the New Year, Kegsy. Taking a redundancy option which should give me a bit of flexibility re my next move.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

Getting out of so called academic life. Thinking about a spot of work next year - expertise in Decision Analysis, Forecasting, software development (present project Diatributed Decision Making across the WWW)and in owt to do with sums.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000

Currently employed by a rather large law firm in Chicago as a legal assistant, however I am going to Grad school to become a Mathematics teacher for elementary students. Hoping to do some teaching in England or some exotic port in Europe soon real soon.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2000