You may have heard this from me before... As a student, I went out with a lad from Southampton. I visited him at his parents' and got "treated" to a game at the Dell. My boyfriend was deeply worried as they were playing Arsenal and almost all their forwards were missing. You know the rest. I will not forget how Big Al didn't know what to do after scoring and waved his arms about madly. Couldn't have told you he was a Geordie at the time. Anyway, Al, how about giving us a hattrick tomorrow....

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2000