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FOR Immediate Release:from CPR/ Corresponding VP, Ruling Council of De-Bunkers of Y2k:
09/15/2k
The Ruling Council of the De-Bunkers today announced a new prize to be added to past awards given to some of the leading Y2k FUD Factory Members.
The award, "The Y2 Klavin" will be given on a weekly basis as needed to the Defiers of the Y2k Facts who exhibit the greatest amount of dense-ness in their posts. Possession of the Y2 Klavin will only be given to a Five time winner or "special honorees" as the Ruling Council sees fit.
The Ruling Council understands that there are always many "worthy" candidates but the usual tactics of the Y2k Fudsters prevent the Ruling Council from accepting any "nominees" from outsiders (that is, those not on the Ruling Council or its sub-Councils). We regret that a few may be "overlooked" so we do advise that you "keep trying" and perhaps you too will be a Weekly winner.
This week there were many posters to consider. The return of first, KOs-Pain and now, Mr. Trembles himself, Shakey made the decision about the first winner most difficult. When such luminaries as Lube Job WD-00 can't even get into the running, you can imagine the length of time it took the Ruling Council "to select and not settle".
But, after all the threshing of the usual straw was done, it was obvious that The Mr. Decker had outdistanced the others.
Lets here it for the FIRST Y2-KLAVIN WINNER: Decker.
-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 15, 2000
That should be "hear" not here as in LET's HEAR it for the FIRST KLAVIN, Decker.
-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 15, 2000.
I realize that you probably won't listen to this, but I feel I must try anyway. CPR, you are not a hero who has saved the country from the menace of the "doomers". There never was such a menace. It is completely imaginary. You are a real estate salesman with no "special powers". You are completely unimportant except to yourself and your friends, if you have any. Your delusions of grandeur and your delusions of persecution indicate that you are seriously ill and need help right away ... before you start acting out your fantasies in "real life" and hurt yourself or someone else. Please seek counseling immediately, for everyone's sake.
-- ABC (a@b.c), September 15, 2000.
So now you make spelling errors to correct them as well? Is this so you can move your BS Boring Hypocritical Post to the top?How is the raincoat?
Dont 4get the food service line on your way out only $12.00!!!!!
LMAO, at the hypocrit.
-- consumer (shh@aol.com), September 15, 2000.
And now, the award for "THE ORIGINAL Y2K FUDSTER".The award goes to...... (long pause)
The award goes to... CPR!!!!
-- snakeoil salesman (spreading fear @ and. selling the cure), September 15, 2000.
snakeoil salesman (spreading fear @ and. selling the cure), SeptemberHORSE MANURE CUBED. Neither I nor ANY OF THE DE_BUNKERS MADE MONEY OFF Y2k DEBUNKING. PERIOD END OF STORY. OR.......PROVE IT IN A COURT OF LAW.
AFTER I DECIDED IN 1997 TO OPPOSE THE DOOM ZOMBIES AND SCAM ARTISTS OF Y2K I REMOVED **ALL COMPANY IDS** AND addresses from MY SIG. And I SIGNED EVERY POST TO THE LISTS I WAS ON THAT WENT TO 10s of THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. I finally removed my phone number after the first death threat.
The email was always there for the Media and Press so they could contact me and I passed most of them to NON-DOOMER EXPERTS or COMPANY SOURCES I KNEW. Any "leads" for anything in business were given to others and NO REFERRALS WERE INVOLVED.
CAN ANY OF THE "Y2k CONSULTANTS" SAY THAT? CAN THE FOOD VENDORS SAY THAT? CAN THE MULTIPLE WEB SITES FEEDING THE SURVIVALIST VENDORS SAY THAT?
ANSWER.......NO. THEY ALL TOOK THEIR CUTS.
I SOLD......NOTHING. AND TOOK........NOT ONE PENNY FOR ANYTHING CONNECTED WITH Y2K. I ....NEVER...DID BUSINESS WITH ***ANYONE CONNECTED** TO Y2K FUD
AND......I ANNOUNCED LONG AGO, THAT IF I WERE TO CHANGE THAT POLICY, I WOULD IMMEDIATELY GO PUBLIC WITH IT. UNLIKE........GN, EY, HYATT, LORD JIM, Y2KLOSER'SWIRE AND THE REST. (THE NEWSLETTER WRITERS AND "CONSULTANTS").
-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 15, 2000.
WHy is "shakey's" picture here:
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-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 15, 2000.
WOW, the above BIG TEXT rant sounds vaguely familiar...I did not have sex with that woman?
ROFLMAO....
And Creep, dont 4get the food service line (um 12.00) on yer way out...
Falling on floor LMAO.....can anyone say hypocrit?
YOU DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
-- consumer (shh@aol.com), September 15, 2000.
Try again. WEIRDOs. BUT....its getting old. I'VE CLARIFIED THAT DOZENS OF TIMES. AND AGAIN ON THE THREAD.
SHAKEY and PAIN back ......where's "hawk" and what name is IT using now? GAWD ITS Hell OR .......is it?
WHERE IS KO-PAIN'S SO-CALLED "APOLOGY" ON THE THREAD ????
http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-post-reply-form.tcl AND.......WHY is "shakey" here again?
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-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 15, 2000.
-- cpr (buytexas@swbell.net), September 15, 2000.
***I finally removed my phone number after the first death threat.***I guess you shouldn't have let your mom find out what your number was.
-- You are a (dork@dork.dork), September 15, 2000.
Give it up HYPOCRITDOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRAUD
And as always, remember the food service line is only 12.00 on your way out....tee hee
-- consumer (shh@aol.com), September 15, 2000.