An 'older' member of this BBS was in the Strawberry before a match last season (now there's a surprise), when he decided to try it on with one of the girls behind the bar. After ordering his pint(notice here that he did not buy a round), he asked her "Do I come here often?"

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

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Followed swiftly by a beer shampoo?

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2000