Reading the chronicle I noticed that mininster tony banks has identified himself as being "a long suffering chelsea fan" I almost fell "long suffering?" how is 3 domestic trophies and one european one qualify you as being long suffering. Does this twat often make abject remarks about stuff like this, did he attend the Taggart school of absolutly stupid fuckin' things to say? Oh it must be soooo terrible to be a chewsee fan, bunch of ungratfull insurgent jips.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

Answers

If you include the Charity Shield, then it's 5 cups in 3 years.

Banks is a full time c**t.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

Syme....your argument is a bit chippish on the old shoulder my man. What do you want....national sympathy for having an also-ran team?

Chelsae know what they want....NOT League Cups and NOT Cup Winners Cups...nowt wrong with that.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

It's a term used by most fans and has a rather large slice of irony attached to it.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

Tell me what is wrong with an Fa cup or a cup winners cup.

LR if I hadn't mentioned your royal holyness you wouldn't have said nowt, right? My point was that Banks seems to be convinced that a premiership title should be a given right to chelsea. No one is begrudging Man U their past successes, they have been the team of the ninties, but for banks to say he is a suffering chelsea fan after all the success they have had, gimme a break. I hope chelsea implode in spectacular fashion with everyone leaving for nowt.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

Damn, and I thought that was an actual position and job and I had found my calling in life and could actually emmigrate to the U.K. and contribute something, well if not positive, something, ton society. ;-)

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2000