Well after 5 days away, a mobile phone call to Mrs gus to enter my competition selections and all night to catch up on the 5 days worth of threads.

For those of you interested, and I know some of you at some time have dabbled with Class A substances, in fact I think Rik still does :o0 I have spent the last few days as the Intelligence Analyst for Customs and the Police in raids on 4 illegal laboratories, 3 for Amphetamine production and 1 for explosives in the south west of WA.

Had a great time especially searching through them and discovering the booby traps of powergel, a sort of hair gel that goes bang really loud.

Scared the cr@p out of me when I found the first one! On my nightly calls home I could not tell Mrs gus nor the gusette until I returned. They worry a lot.

I know this is not important to a lot of you but it helps me, I feel more relaxed just typing this out. I will go away for a while now and think a bit.

Sorry to be a bother.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2000

Answers

Sorry, was that 'intelligence' and 'police' used together?

I know, I know...easy to mock, but always the 1st ones you call on.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2000

sounds like an ace job when do you get to bust Rik then?

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2000

Sorry Gus.....but is this some kind of vielled advert for selling Class A drugs.......come on man.....if you know of or have a good stash of them give us the pricing details as well......half a job, bloody typical antipodean!

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2000

Bloody Hell!!!!!Better do some quick gardening.

Those are a new variety of tomatoless tomato plants Guv..................Honest

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2000

Bobby, you will notice however that Customs was inbetween those 2 words.

As for the rest of you I have your E-mail addresses and I know where my computer is!!!

Hiro, not my field, tomato less tomato plant. Unless of course you imported them?

ITK I told you I was desperate to get back home to see the Toon under YBR and even resorted to trying to blackmail Loony. So I have found another way to make some cash.

As for Rik I do not want to interfere with the covert operation already under way.

I think I am back to normal now, Mrs gus is not too sure though. I love my job and would not hesitate to do it again, however I was Really, really close to being blown up and this thread proved to be the tonic for me. Although I think of you all as friends I cannot discuss this with my family because they will only worry about me.

-- Anonymous, September 12, 2000

Gus

Stick with us - this BBS is the most supportive group I know of.

My Dad was in the Police (retired many moons ago) - he was straight - never even accepted a bottle @ Xmas. He lived with it only got to Sergeant and never complained. Did the sh@t jobs and eventually got an invite to a Buck House Garden Party - that was his reward.

I'm sure Mrs Gus will be with you when you've finished but I understand your concern now.

We're a lot cheaper than a shrink as well. Have a cyber beer on me.

Josh

-- Anonymous, September 12, 2000

Thanks for the drink Josh.

Yes I have used here as my shrink, the advice is not that good, but then again it is cheap.

My Dad was also a Polis! Must run in our family, although none of the rest of them would probably pass any honesty test.

I must admit that I do not see a royal garden party on the horizon, I have tried almost everything to raise the cash for a trip home! Even offering safe passage to drug runners and blackmailing Loony!!

Now I have to go to Bali next year for a wedding! So that will set me back a bit further.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

>>Now I have to go to Bali next year for a wedding!

Well bugg@r me, gus is into bigamy now. Congratulations anyway matey. Bring me back something Australian from Kuta Beach won't you ?

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2000

LT, "Now I have to go to Bali next year for a wedding! Well bugg@r me, gus is into bigamy now."

Not if he does it Jagger / Hall style!

The only Australian 'things' you're likely to find on Kuta beach are rich divorcees with their Indonesian toy boys ;-7

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2000

Thanx for the warning Gus, I got outta there in time.

Hey you should pay a visit to my new front neighbours. There real live left over from the sixties hippies. They are running 'faith healing' workshop thingy out of their garrage. They were up to all hours last night on their back lawn/our front lawn/in front of my bedroom window, talking about society, S11, globalisation and revolution. Often you hear the sound of tom tom drums and chanting from the place. Last Saturday I felt like jamming a tom tom of one of their heads. I kicked out of bed at 11:30am to ask them to 'please keep the noise down' as we had only stumbled in at 5:30am after consumming a large amount of alcohol and denting my wallet rather serverely.

Oh and it's true about cops if you ask them what they do. When I met Gus for the first and only time, I asked him what he did and he told me and flashed his badge. I was rather tanked at the time and I intially thought, 'shit am I under investigation, I gave all that sh!t up years ago'. Then thought 'ah if I was he wouldn't exactly come out and tell me now'. Never did see him again, funny that. ;-)

Better gus.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2000