Is this a new feature on Who the $%~# are they .co.uk ? and you thought my site was shit.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

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I've been waiting around the arse end of Byker for 20 minutes in the pissy-rain waiting for my estate agent to show up, something he failed to do. I've been into town to tick off said estate agent, only to step out of Monument station to brilliant sunshine, feeling rather silly. I thought I'd have to go home in a hufty, until I visited this website. It's cheered me up no end. Consider this from the same site:

"In the unlikely event of you finding a dead whale or washed-up treasure, then Southampton is the place you should call - because among its more unlikely inhabitants is Britain's one and only Receiver of Wreck. Not - as you might think - a white-bearded sea-dog with a peg-leg and a parrot, but a middle-aged civil servant called Veronica, who works out of a nondescript office block in Commercial Road, not far from the station. Southampton has a long history of links with the British love of the sea - from seaplanes and ocean liners such as the Titanic and the QE2 to the more modest and affordable Isle of Wight ferry. 2.90 will buy you a return trip from The Town Quay with White Horse Ferries. The crossing takes twelve minutes and there are two an hour."

What a treasure you are rik!

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

I noticed that niether the rough guide to Southampton, (which I didn't understand) or the bit on who the %^&% are Chelsea are signed by the Author. It's not done by anyone on here is it?

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

Gawd..they keep getting worse, don't they? Don't think they'd know "professionalism" if it bit them on the @rse.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

Is this the same NUFC.COCK that made communicata make people pick stupid ID's like Scratchy when said Internet company were running the site, all because of some grown up language on the bbs? And they run (in big letters on my pc at home - sh1te graphics card) an article called that....

.....if my mum sees that I'll be grounded for weeks.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000