I've seen what's on your drive, I think I'll take up ramraiding so I can keep up with the Clarky's .

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

Answers

Rik,

Don't do that - I opened this thread with great forboding!

You only have to ask and you can borrow my pony & trap anytime, as long as you provide the hay.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

Come on then Clarky, what's on yer drive?

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Posh gravel or summat ?

It must make you geet nervous Clarky knowing there are dodgy characters like Rik cruising around your neighbourhood up to nee good ?

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

It's bound to be a rusty Mark 1 Ford Fiesta...Rik sets his sights very low these days ;-))

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

It must be smooth and on a slope, Rik's after a 'mini-scooter' park!

;-7

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Would that be why he's always shooting himself in the foot then ?!

Corked hat. Drizabone coat. I'll close the dunny door behind us.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

It does make me rather nervous that we're under cyber-surveillance by 'ntl-sports' - after all we're only one web-cam away from a new series on Channel 4. Or is it already too late - did you manage to pick up the make of the new electric blanket we fitted to our king-size last night Rik?
In actual fact, 'Big Brother' would be a more appropriate name for this series than the old one. Greenspun bbs could soon have it's very own live cyber-documentary - 'Clarky's Place'.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Great idea Clarky! Can`t wait to see you lot body painting the walls! (;o)

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Some of us would take but one body roll to cover the room.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

That'd be me you're talking about then Bobby? ;))

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000