Not footie buy very funny. From today's London Metro

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A POLICEMAN knocked himself out after mistaking his reflection in a mirror for a burglar. He was searching a menswear shop after an alarm went off at night when he saw the image. The officer who has not been named, called for assistance before rugby-tackling the shadowy figure. He hit the full-length mirror head-first and was semi-conscious when fellow officers arrives at the shop in Wirral, Merseyside. He was treated for his injuries and made a full recovery.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

Answers

Remember a bar call Reflections (guess why)in the Bigg Market I think its Yell now? I bumped into myself there, politely apologised before moving on. It was only on the way out that I realised it was a mirror. I am pleased I never picked a fight.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

LOL. Years ago at college, I was sharing a flat and got locked out. I banged on the door a bit and then looked through the letter box. The inside flap of said box was metal, too. So, I saw two eyes staring back and me and screamed like a banshee. Anxiously, the bloke I was with looked through the letter box too and started p*ssing himself.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000

There's a bar, "Bottoms Up" * (topless, of course), here in Hong Kong, which is so full of mirrors that it's impossible to get out without a 'guide' (+ quite a bit of dosh)!

* made extra famous through a few scenes from the James Bond movie; "The Man with a Golden Gun".

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2000


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