Or so some dubious Express columnist would have you believe.

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-- Anonymous, September 06, 2000

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They must be takin' the piss. Every single time I've been down to Boro (football related or not) I've come away feeling nauseated and completly happy to see it in my rearview mirror. The nicest parts of boro make the worst parts of Newcastle seem like malibu beach or somik. How can anyone in their right minds find boro appealing in any way shape or form, it's hideous, ugly and that's just the subhuman culture that live there. Makes me skin crawl just thinking about it.

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2000