So have any of you had kinky sex? Anal sex? Sex with a same sex partner (if you are normally hetero)?

I've been thinking about trying something with another woman. She is just so hot, and she keeps coming on to me.

Any thoughts? Advice? Want to share your experiences? Come on, you know you want to tell us!

-- Anonymous, September 03, 2000

Answers

I think I would have to post under a pseudonym if I was to tell you the joys of bondage and anal pleasures I have.........

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2000

Same here.

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2000

ummm..this is realy emberessing but i tryed anal sex once and the rubber came off in my a$$ and we could'nt get it out so i had to wait until i had to do number 2. and i was afraid to fart cuz i thought it would blow up like a balloon. i can't beleive that happened!!!!!

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2000

I'd give it a whirl if the right woman came along. Suki, what do you look like? Maybe you're her.

I've never done anal. I'm saving it for marriage. It's all I have left to save.

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2000

Gwen, this is starting to sound like a Hissyfit forum! ha!

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2000

At first I was thinking "ooh, this is getting racy", but then I went and read the Sex section at threewayaction.com, and I'm like, "DAMN!"

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2000

uhh...thank you for sharing floos..i mean anon.

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2000

I say go for it, Suki! Hook up with your foxy female friend and then post all the details!

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2000

It's an exit, not an entrance. Nuff said. ;)

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Thanks for telling us what you would never do. Now, is there anything you *would* do? This is the "Kinky" topic, remember?

Or do the people who post on this board have monotonous sex lives and are afraid to spice things up?

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

I'll give you spice you randy little bitch! Git over here on my knee for some good old fashioned spankings. Ha ha!

Speaking of spankings, I like when my lover smacks me in the face during a session of lovin'.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

"Thanks for telling us what you would never do. Now, is there anything you *would* do? This is the "Kinky" topic, remember? Or do the people who post on this board have monotonous sex lives and are afraid to spice things up?"

*snicker* I'm tempted to start channeling my cousins (yes, those cousins) and give the speech about "Eyeeeew, if he wants anything else other than the normal [i.e. missionary] way, too bad! That other stuff is disgusting!" But the accompanying "eyew" faces and hand gestures don't come across as well in a message board post....

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

I don't know who those cousins are, but they sound like they are missing out on a lot of fun!

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

i think me and brett are are gonna get kinky this w/e icant wait!!!

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

I like to fuck dead animals. Happy, Suki?

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Well, shoot. I was just about to post a detailed list of all the kinky activities I enjoy, but your post tops it all, Jill. I'm gonna keep my kink to myself now.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

umm...thank you for sharing, Jill.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Ewww. DEAD Animals? I only like live ones.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Being dominated kicks ass. Anything, even as small as a kiss, can be soooo sexy when its over powering :)

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2000

Last night my lover and I decided to do some roll playing. He was supposed to be a Trent Reznor type man, and I decided to be an uptight snotty socialite that thinks her shit doesn't stink. We drank champagne and I told him all about my perfect hair and perfect life and started to put him down because I thought I was so much better than him and started teasing him by taking some clothes off but not letting him touch me. Finally, he was all "Gillian you stuck up bitch! [I decided to call myself Gillian that night] I'm going to make you shut the fuck up!" and then he shoved his big hard dick in my mouth. But of course I had to have the last "word" so to speak, so after I got him off, I snowballed him!

-- Anonymous, September 09, 2000

I thought this was going to be about slinky stuff. Once I let my slinky go all the way down. It was so cool. Huh? Oooohhhh! Kinky. Sorry. Didn't have my glasses on. Well this one time, me and my Gerbil---- DaaaaDEE!

-- Anonymous, September 09, 2000

jim why are yous so wierd. i think youve been sniffing glue.

um i dont know if this is really kinky but herre goes. um me and this guy b, well we were doing it doggy and when he pulled out i totally make a big gas bomb, like foooophhht pht pht iwas so emberessed!

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2000

I effed my old g/f with a sour apple lollipop, one of those round ones. She was all wet and sticky 'down there' (yes, I can't say/type those words for privates) and then I took it out and she sucked on it. She thought it was kinky, I thought it was funny. Then with my new g/f, I did the same thing but used a different flavor (I can't remember which) and it WAS kinky and tons of fun. I love my new g/f.

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2000

omigod! if your really kidrock im just gonna die! i love u!

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2000

Floos', I'm the one and only. Where else could I post but on a Trailer Trash Housewife board??!! BTW, your little grammatical and spelling fas paux (that's French meaning small mistake) are so ever endearing. Please don't change.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2000

How ironic, kdrock, pointing out spelling mistakes with incorrectly spelled French! It's "faux pas". :-)

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2000

That was the idea, Paul.

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2000

Yeah, okay, I know. How ironic.

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2000

Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2000

It's like ray-ey-ain on your wedding day.

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2000

All I know is that if the real Kid Rock thinks he's too good for my boards, that's pretty freaking ironic. I mean, it's a free-ee ri-ay-ay-ide, when you've already paid. That's for damn sure.

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2000

Will the real Kid Rock please stand up, please stand up?!!

***Starts to stand but then falls due to g/f kicking him in ankle***

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2000

i love you kid rock!!! you are so cute! im glad you post here cuz i think its soooo kewl that a famous person does!!!

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2000

Thanks Floos'. I think you are beyond adorable. I recently got engaged so I don't have a g/f anymore. She's now my fiancee. I've been looking for a new g/f. Interested?

-- Anonymous, September 26, 2000

omygod! so did i!!!! maybe we can have a double weeding! were getting married next month. email me ok?

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2000