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Prisoner in agony after sex experimentA Romanian man who wanted to celebrate getting out of jail with a marathon sex session injected himself with petroleum jelly to enlarge his genitals.
Cosmil Deliu, 25, who was serving a four-year sentence for theft in the prison in Craiova said he had heard the jelly was good for sex - but had misunderstood how to use it.
Prison officers say the man injected himself six times causing his penis to grow to a length of 20 centimetres and a width of 9 centimetres but his experiments were noticed when he collapsed in pain.
Deliu is in hospital in Tirgu Jiu while doctors decide how to relieve his acute pain.
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-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 02, 2000
Has he considered the "clawhammer" cure?
-- (nemesis@awol.com), September 02, 2000.
Man! that was close! I was just about to try it, myself....Thanks Unc
-- KoFE (your@town.USA), September 02, 2000.
Creeper is out of jail??? Uh-oh, get your shotgun loaded, and be on the lookout for a raving lunatic, running amok and cursing at doomers.
-- (put.him.back@in.his.cell), September 02, 2000.
man, he musta hadda itty bitty pee pee if he "grew" to that sizePoor guy.
JOJ
-- jumpoffjoe (jumpoff@echoweb.net), September 02, 2000.
Warning: May Cause Severe Burning. Handle With Care.
-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 02, 2000.
Back when I was a youngster, we were so tough we just learned to live with the pain.
-- Old Doomzie (many@of.us), September 02, 2000.