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Prisoner in agony after sex experiment

A Romanian man who wanted to celebrate getting out of jail with a marathon sex session injected himself with petroleum jelly to enlarge his genitals.

Cosmil Deliu, 25, who was serving a four-year sentence for theft in the prison in Craiova said he had heard the jelly was good for sex - but had misunderstood how to use it.

Prison officers say the man injected himself six times causing his penis to grow to a length of 20 centimetres and a width of 9 centimetres but his experiments were noticed when he collapsed in pain.

Deliu is in hospital in Tirgu Jiu while doctors decide how to relieve his acute pain.

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-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 02, 2000

Answers

Has he considered the "clawhammer" cure?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), September 02, 2000.

Man! that was close! I was just about to try it, myself....Thanks Unc

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), September 02, 2000.

Creeper is out of jail??? Uh-oh, get your shotgun loaded, and be on the lookout for a raving lunatic, running amok and cursing at doomers.

-- (put.him.back@in.his.cell), September 02, 2000.

man, he musta hadda itty bitty pee pee if he "grew" to that size

Poor guy.

JOJ

-- jumpoffjoe (jumpoff@echoweb.net), September 02, 2000.


Warning: May Cause Severe Burning. Handle With Care.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 02, 2000.


Back when I was a youngster, we were so tough we just learned to live with the pain.

-- Old Doomzie (many@of.us), September 02, 2000.

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