Wor lass is wont to work out at Burnham Beeches, in the past usually coinciding with Shearer's presence. This is fine - nee Geordie bloke can object. However, she comes back Wed. looking sheepish and tells me some Neville or another is "a nice boy".
What do I do?

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000

Answers

Nothing until the house is fully cleaned, all clothes are washed and ironed and the fridge is full of beer.

Don't be hasty!!!

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000

Give yer mates a call, and we ensure 'Neville' will be sipping his food through a straw for a few years or so.

ok? ;-)

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000

Too late Bobby, he already does!

;-{)

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000

Nowt wrong with that. I always liked Mike - even before he moved to TTT. Mind, aah divvent knaa what he was deein doon at Burnham Beeches. I thowt he was mare lyuk a Tynemooth Beach man mesel'

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000

I thought they trained at Bisham Abbey, near Marlow. Do they actually stay in a hotel at Burnham Beeches?

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000

Jonno - yes. Tucked away in the leafy lanes of South Bucks..
When England are there the female hormone levels soar in Foster Towers and fitness suddenly becomes top priority.

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000

I knew there was something strange about her the other week when she came to the PoW for the Newton Heath game......I mean, anyone who goes outside to do a lap of honour round the pub just because there is a corner has got to be slightly touched!

Also, the jury is still out on the Leicester supporter you also had in tow!

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000

ITK - you don't know the half of it!! Wor lass thinks that every corner to the opposition will end in a goal (and she's usually right) so she always leaves the pub/house/gets up to get a pie until its over. For that reason she has to have an end of aisle seat at SJP.

-- Anonymous, September 02, 2000