I have one last word to say to Mr. Yourdan, I have looked at both sides of life. Viewed the fools, who could not make their thing happen, within their time frame. I saw it all, fools, inept. No wonder I followed your foruum and questioning the "supposedly experts" They could not find their way out of a paper bag, were it put over their head. I have wrought to deal with one program from HeLL. while no one can figure out why the response time is so delaying, It is a Test case scenerio, and you have to be on site, to appreciate.

-- 70's Song (forthosewho@#remember.com), September 01, 2000

Answers

How do you get this drunk this early?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), September 01, 2000.

BOTH SIDES NOW-Joni Mitchell

Rows and flow of angel hair

And ice cream castles in the air

And feather canyons everywhere,

I've looked at clouds that way.

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But now they only block the sun.

So many things I would have done,

But clouds got in my way.

I've looked at clouds from both sides now.

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From up and down, and still somehow,

It's clouds illusions I recall.

I really don't know clouds at all.

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Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels

The dizzy dancing way you feel

As every fairy tale comes real,

I've looked at love that way,

But now it's just another show.

You leave them laughing when you go.

And if you care, don't let them know,

Don't give yourself away

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I've looked at love from both sides now.

From give and take, and still somehow,

It's loves illusions I recall.

I really don't know love at all.

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Tears and fears and feeling proud

To say "I love you" right out loud.

Dreams and schemes and circus crowds,

I've looked at life that way.

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But now old friends are acting strange.

They shake their heads, they say I've changed.

Well something's lost, but something's gained,

In living every day.

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I've looked at life from both sides now.

From win and lose and still somehow,

It's life's elusions I recall.

I really don't know life at all.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), September 01, 2000.

Carlos, that was really a stupid response, better check your English.70's

-- forthose (who@remember.com), September 01, 2000.

For once I actually agree with Carlos, you sound like you are either bombed out of your gourd or just plain insane. Take your pill and go to bed, fool.

-- (too.many.drugs@in.the.70's), September 01, 2000.

Well Iv'e never been to heaven

But Iv'e been to Oklahoma.......

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 01, 2000.

I've looked at life from both sides now.

From win and lose and still somehow,

It's life's elusions I recall.

I really don't know life at all.

Lessons learned.

-- Joy (Joyinthought@happiness.com), September 01, 2000.

You've been taking English lessons from ET, haven't you?

-- (spell@grammar.funky), September 01, 2000.

Thanks for posting that, nemesis; I love that song. Brings back many fond memories for me.

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), September 01, 2000.

Cap,

Well they tell me I was born there But I really don't remember.

Your turn.

-- Monkey Spanker (monkeyspanker0@angelfire.com), September 01, 2000.

MS,

In Oklahoma not Arizona,what does it matter?,what does it matter?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 01, 2000.

Heck now you ^^^got me wondering, what is the 'name of that tune?'

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), September 01, 2000.

Well, I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), September 01, 2000.

(Psst -- 'sumer, go here. Kinda scary in a way. Seems you can "book" them via the Internet. aieeeeeeeeeeee!!)

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), September 01, 2000.

Pat: crack me up, I still DIDNT know it till I went there even though you told me.... sumer's having a DUH day.

---bangs head on work desk and eagerly awaits 5:00 whistle so I can pick up eve off da floor and get my margarita, *sigh*

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), September 01, 2000.

(smacks head) Margaritas!!!!! Of course -- IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!

(Need any help with eve?)

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), September 01, 2000.

Say the ladies are insane there

And they sure know how to use it

The don't abuse it

Never gonna lose it

I can't refuse it

Talk about apropos ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 02, 2000.

Well I got friends in low places

Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases

My blues away...but i'll be ok

Well I'm not big on social graces

Think I'll skip on down to the Oasis

Well I got friends in low places...

LOL

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), September 02, 2000.

Hey Cin,

Your pullin' a late one tonight too huh?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 02, 2000.

Hey Capn! Yes, returned home late this evening. Que pasa, mi amigo?

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), September 02, 2000.

Cin,

No speak spanish,sorry.Hope ya had a great time!

Squalls out on the gulfstream,

Big storms coming soon. I passed out in my hammock, God, I slept way past noon. Stood up and tried to focus, I hoped I wouldn't have to look far. I knew I could use a Bloody Mary, So I stumbled next door to the bar.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 02, 2000.

One more time : |

Squalls out on the gulfstream,

Big storms coming soon. I passed out in my hammock, God, I slept way past noon. Stood up and tried to focus, I hoped I wouldn't have to look far. I knew I could use a Bloody Mary, So I stumbled next door to the bar.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 02, 2000.

3rd times a charm? if not....more beer.

Squalls out on the gulfstream,

Big storms coming soon.

I passed out in my hammock,

God, I slept way past noon.

Stood up and tried to focus,

I hoped I wouldn't have tolook far.

I knew I could use a Bloody Mary,

So I stumbled next door to the bar.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 02, 2000.

Hey I know it by heart now LOL

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), September 02, 2000.

Geeeez,sorry bout that too.But please tell me the Spanish phrase in english,so I'll know,thanks.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 02, 2000.

capn-

it means what's going on (whuzzupp), my friend (use amiga if you are talking to a female)

-- Funk (Funk&Wag@info.com), September 02, 2000.

Thank ya Funk,got it logged now.Gracias.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), September 02, 2000.

My Last Word, in response to you Yuppies, with your quick flash reposnse. I suspect, you never spent one instant in a house, with only one room with heat. Guess you never wore bobby socks, still wet on your foot. Guess you never also took a cold shower because propane ran out. I was lucky, I never-ever had to "walk" to school (other than six blocks, in freezing weather, in a skirt.(Back when, girls were not allowed to wear pants) Do your research. But I am sick up and fed, with your deliverance of the "california, bobbing blonds", who say the rest of us, who lived a life different, and "it does not, never did apply. How the Hell do you think you got to where to where you are? Air Conditioning was a novelty to me. Only experienced it in a richer relatives home. Sorry, have to Stand Up on this one.

-- 70's Song (forthosewho@remember.com), September 05, 2000.

wtf?

I'll have you know that I walked to and from school... every day.... 10 MILES.....EACH WAY.... UPHILL..... THROUGH THE SNOW...AND DRIVING RAIN....

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), September 05, 2000.

p.s.

But youre not bitter right?

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), September 05, 2000.

Cin, your post seeks to discount mine, which was a truth, as I lived it. I wish a itchy pox upon your arms and limbs, for being so un-kind.

-- 70's Song (forthosewho@remember.com), September 05, 2000.

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride.

Have another drink why dontcha =)

-- cin (cin@cinn.cin), September 05, 2000.

Bitter, party of one...your table's ready.

As to your assumption of "I suspect, you never spent one instant in a house, with only one room with heat."

Nope, it was an apartment, over a store and we usually had to use the STOVE for heat. (Pile the blankets on, we can't sleep in the kitchen.)

"Guess you never wore bobby socks, still wet on your foot."

Nope, it was wet jeans (we didn't have a dryer). YOU try sitting on a subway in those (after having walked the six blocks TO the subway).

"Guess you never also took a cold shower because propane ran out."

Matter of fact, I did, only it was because the landlord wasn't giving us heat (hence, no hot water). And I wonder if you had hair down to your butt (there I was, sitting on the subway, pulling icicles out of my hair in the winter -- must have looked pretty funny at the time).

"How the Hell do you think you got to where to where you are?"

I worked my butt off to get where I am, and I'm not rich (not even "comfortable"); I WORK for a living.

Never assume you know your audience.

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), September 05, 2000.

Patricia:

My assumption is that you would be absolutely wild in a mudwrestling match. Your sensuous furies possessing your beautiful, sleek body, as you proved what a tigress that you are.

Am I close?...

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), September 05, 2000.

We cooked in the car because the propane ran out. Worked pretty well. Damn hot summer day makes meat brown nicely in there, although slowly. If we had meat, that is, that particular day it was beans. Took several hours. Got very hungry. We would have built a fire, in fact we did build a fire, but the Forest Rangers made us put the fire out due to the drought.

We bathed in a spring-fed creek in November with frost on the ground because the well ran dry. It was ok as long as you stayed under water. Riding home in the back of the pickup was freezing hell.

When the car broke down in the heat on our way home from the grocery store, we broke out the plastic spoons and shared the icecream while we waited for the tow truck. Never leave home without plastic spoons in the glove compartment. Napkins would have been nice and baby wipes even nicer, but the dog was kind enough to help with the faces.

-- helen (out@there.somewhere), September 05, 2000.

helen, yes! You and Patricia both ... your sleek bodies oiled, your passionate furies inflamed ... the DOGS LICKING YOUR FACES??!!!

Yechh! Spitooeee!! Gawd, so much for THAT fantasy.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), September 05, 2000.

Come on...that is NOT the real KOS.

-- cin (cin@=0).cin), September 05, 2000.

cin: I beg your pardon????? Why do I continue to run into skepticism around here?? It is me, honest-to-goodness. Royal code of honor. All that stuff. (Gawd.)

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), September 05, 2000.

Yep. It reeks of the queen. No doubt about it. Has pervert written all over it. Sad but true.......

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), September 05, 2000.

Since when did KOS balk at a little spit?

-- helen (disbelief@the.moment), September 05, 2000.