BEST STADIUM PLAYED IN: The Maracana and the Stadium of Light. That is the Benfica stadium rather than Sunderland's ground.

WHAT IS YOUR WORST EXPERIENCE? Having an operation on my calf when I was at FC Tirsense and losing 8-0 to Newcastle when I was at Sheffield Wednesday.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Losing 8-0 to Newcastle when I was with Sheffield Wednesday.

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-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

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I reckon he should probably change that last bit to:

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Running round looking like a barbers pole and having a used car salesman's name on the front.

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Or how about:
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Losing 8-0 to Newcastle when I was with Sheffield Wednesday and again with Sunderland.

:-)

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Surely it should be: "going with the solo career away from Mssrs Lake and Palmer"?

This taxi's late...

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000