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just seen dale winton in a supermarket

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Answers

What was he buying? ......Faggots?

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Nah.....he was sweeping up.

Supermarket......Sweep........

Hat, coat, scarf.....where's the door!

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000


Did he do pets win prizes too??

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

He's an iron isnt he , what a hom .... what did you say to him Swifty ?

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

You lot ought to think youselves lucky.......I have the chance of bumping into him at anytime in this place!

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000


I wouldnt bump into him if i was you mate , anything could happen : - ) BTW have u see Lawrenson recently and given him a mouthful ?

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

how come itk?

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Ohhhhhhhhh swooooooon ITK is rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous!!! Be still my beating heart!! :o))))))))))

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Swifty.....I work at Television Centre.

Place is full of shirtlifters:

The other day I went to the bog on the third floor, (where the costume people used to be, mmmmm nice). As I went in the door there was a notice on the wall that said Beware of homosexuals when I was stood at the stall having a leak there was a sign on the wall in front of me that said Beware of homosexuals I then went to wash my hands and there was a notice on the mirror that said Beware of homosexuals I then went to leave and spotted another sign on the floor, I bent down to read it and it said you've been warned three times!

;0)

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000


ITK - you get worse every bliddy day! Surely even you must reach the bottom (!) of the pile soon.

BTW - I heard t'other day that Dale Winton is happilly married - to a woman. Can't remember who said it mind.

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000



A transexual maybe! :o)

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

He is married....and has two kids.

It was just a very good and convenient career move to act as camp as he does, he is actually straight......or so it is rumoured!

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000


Okay I am ashamed to admit this, but how come when he did This Is Your Life earlier on in the year his wife and kids weren't there???

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Illusion my dear......you have to keep it going.

There was no one in 'second seat' when they did his TIYL. They were actually at the back of the three rows to his right.....where the 'other' family always sits and were the first to his side as the caps ran at the end.

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000


Well I think thats very sad. But I suppose its the price of fame and money for him anyway.

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000


I saw 'Ann' off of Neighbours in Sydney, warmly wrapped up against the chilled winds and the icy conditions of 16 C.

You would if you saw her in real life...

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000


F**k you lot, I'm two degrees of seperation from Madonna.

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Danny

Would that be 2 degrees of latitude or longitude? ;-)

Ginola, Madonna...whoever next?!?

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000


I waited for my luggage at Basel Airport once standing next to Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach (ie. Mrs Starr). Ditto with Roger Daltry at LHR.

I once boarded a Londo- bound Virgin Airlines flight at JKF, after having had a thoroughly dreadful day, compounded by the flight being delayed. Richard Branson was on the flight, and as is his wont when he travels, he stands smiling at the door and greets all the passengers. Well, I was in a truly foul mood, didn't recognise him, thought he was a steward, and simply brushed past him muttering darkly. It wasn't till I got seated that wor lass advised me who I'd given the bum's rush to. Had a few words with him later - after several soothing bevvies - seemed a really nice, unaffected sort of bloke.

-- Anonymous, September 01, 2000


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