Try to keep it clean eh??

I dreamt last night that I beat up my mates boyfriend, never much liked him anyway! :o)

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

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Not necessarily dream as I can remember it! Been to the pub you see!

Anyway while asleep one night my girlfriend assures me that I was running in my sleep. I put it down to mt training for the Great North Run!

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

dREAMT I WAS ON A PLANE AND WE HAD TO LAND ON A VERY SHORT PIECE OF RUNWAY , LANDED AND OVERRAN IT . SURVIVED , AND THEN HAD TO GO THROUGH PASSPORT CONTROL LIKE ALL THE OTHER PUNTERS AND WAIT AT THE CAROUSEL FOR OUR BAGGAGE TO COME ROUND , EVEN THOUGH THE PLANE WAS ON FIRE . I GOT PULLED BY THE CUSTOME FOR HAVING 5 RED FAKE LACOSTE SHIRTS IN ME BAG THAT I HADNT DECLARED AND WASNT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE AIRPORT . WORK THAT ONE OUT IF YOU CAN !

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

Actually it's the use of the cap-locks that worries me more! {:o)

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

jay you might be worried about the caps locks but I've gotta go drinking with him tonight....I hope he doesn't turn up in one of his fake tee-shirts ;))

Had a dream whilst on holiday that a primary school friend of mine was shagging the russian missus....I had a fight with him in the dream and woke up to be told by the missus that I'd been waving my arms and legs around in my sleep.....she thought I'd been running ;))

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

Yep - Sting sounds vaguely hysterical!

Most recent remembered dread. Friday night I dreamt that I cut the head off our kitten, and felt really bad because I could get it back on again properly. Woke up feeling mortified. (:o|

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

Have this flying on planes and crashing dream a lot .. cannit work it out . Also have a lot of dogs barking around the place too . Why is it i never get to sleep with all those beautiful women i meet in my dreams ? Im either flying about , or getting chased by dogs .. something wrong there mind : - (

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

Sting - could these dogs be your conscience perhaps? I`ll have to get elli on to this one - she can delve into her Dictionary of Dreams! (:o)

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

Gal,

Wasn't Elli that old bird out of Dallas? what's she doing with a book of dreams and how long have you been talking to her for?

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

easy Sting mate..

the planes your knob [crashes out of the sky], the dog's all the women in your life [you are being chased and shouted at a lot - see other thread with "lass not talking to me as i've been to three games in 10 days"], the Lacoste shirts are your fear of being unfashionable and the fact that they're fake is your fear that you won't be taken seriously or get away with whatever crime you're currently planning.

or something like that anyway..

Dr Siegmund Min

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

That would be Miss Ellie Gav! No - just my usual lack of brain/hand co-ordination! Oops! It`s these new glasses - can`t see a bloody thing!(:o)

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000

Christ Min , youre not far from the truth there .. the fashion / woman thing is defo true : - )) Im not sure about the knob bit mind !

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

God my head hurts......Can I go back to Basel please?

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Anyone dream owt of interest last night as a result of this thread?? :o)

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

No but I do vaguely remember getting dressed up in womens underwear when I got home......shit I think my flatmate took a picture as well :((

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

So next step is that they will post it on here?? This I have to see!! :o)

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

What the hell were you doing , the lt time i saw you , you had soem Blonde girl wuth her a**e in your face ! The lass with the black dress in the White Hart was canny as well eh ! Im slowly recovering at the mo , ur a bad influence : - )) Have u still got that fellas phone ?

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

YOu were talking down mens telephone numbers?? Must have been a good night! :o)

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

White telephone youll find , calling Huey ; - )

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Ahhhhhhhhh the techno-colour yawn.....been a while since I did that! :o)

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Can't remember what happened to that phone....I hope I left it at the bar :))

I vaguely remember having a conversation with some bird about her false breasts....she was really pleased that there was no visible scar cos she'd had them cut around the nipple......put me right off her ;))

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

She should have got a zip inserted so she could increase and decrease cleavage whenever required.

Gav, you back in the Smerk then?

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000

Bobby, oh yes.....I'm back ;) you'll have to start watching your pints for whisky again ;))

-- Anonymous, August 31, 2000