I know that charity begins at home, we only support United and we all spend a fortune on the Toon. However, should any of you have a spare quid, the story of Rochdale trying to raise funds for a new tractor for their pitch touched my heart a bit. Fans raised #4000 with a trans-Pennine walk this weekend. However, they need #13000. And their lawn mower has packed in. Anyone wishing to contribute, send a cheque to "The Tractor Fund, Rochdale Football Club".

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000