Where the f**k is Softie?!?! him and Nic haven't had little Rob while I've been away have they?!?!

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000

Answers

Due this week so Softie is on leave awaiting the happy event!

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000

Cacking himself more like!

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000

As long as she didn't go into labour during the game he was fine about it. Mind he is not the one having to go through the labour!! No wonder he was smilling!! :o)))))

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000

Oi, I've done my bit ;-)

Actually, it's really difficult for the bloke too, we have to pretend we like all that mucky sex and stuff. Urgh! Why can't they just lay eggs like proper birds?

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000

Because my old son you'd still have to twitter and flitter, land, and finish the whole thing in no more than two seconds.

But seriously, I hope things go well and you really enjoy having a young one around.

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000