I like the toonietubbies picture It's quite a funny website

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000

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And a Sunderland joke:

Sad Mackem Ba$tard gets home early from work (work, what's that?) and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the wife (probably also his cousin!). He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Dad! Dad! Uncle Keith is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" Mackem slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard (aren't they all!)," says the SMB, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000

That's Brilliant, I'll make that the Makem 'Joke of ther week@ on my site if it's Ok with you..... How about a Makem joke of the week thread ?

-- Anonymous, August 29, 2000

Go for it Rik, I'll find (make up!)some Mackem (= Monkey) jokes for ya.

;-)

-- Anonymous, August 30, 2000