Sure will miss old Billy Boy, the best prez this country has ever had.

Not only did he do everything he said he would, he did a lot more. He is a true visionary... a man who can see the best future and knows that it is possible, so he then takes the necessary steps to make it real. He inspires people. Good college educations are available to everyone who is willing to seize the opportunity. They know that they now have an equal chance to make the bucks, so they're out their making it. Unemployment lowest in history, economy is roaring, and everyone is getting their shot at the American Dream.

He knows that fear creates fear, and he don't play that game. Put down the weapons, and the rest of the world has no reason to fear you. When they no longer fear you, they will become your friend. Instead of building bombs, we can use our taxes for much better things, like health care for everyone, and paying the national debt, so that social security money will still be available for the future.

Best of all, he is young, intelligent, laid back... a party animal with a sense of humor, who likes to have fun. It's no wonder he's got groupies all over the place, the guy is like a rock star with all the power and money in the world at his disposal, and he does a damn fine job of running the show. I've always thought it would be wise to require new presidents to be less than 55 when they enter office, now Billy has proved me right. The old farts just don't get it, they are afraid of change. Same old shit, over and over. Billy says "fuck that, let's rock this world!" JFK had the right idea, but unfortunately he wasn't around long enough to make it happen. I knew back in 92 when I voted for Billy he was gonna be our new JFK, and he has outdone himself.

Way to go Bill! I voted for you twice, and you have done a better job than I ever imagined. Gonna miss you bud, cuz I think it will be quite a while before we get another one that has balls like you do.

-- Fan of Bill (work.hard@play.hard), August 29, 2000

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Fan of Bill,

That was some of the best satire that I have ever read.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), August 29, 2000.

Not bad satire.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), August 29, 2000.

Ha! J, I did not see your response when I posted mine.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), August 29, 2000.

Lars,

Great minds think alike. : )

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), August 29, 2000.

I do not hate president Clinton, I just find him strange, This man is the wrong person to be in gov. He will listen to any thing that is put before him.

-- ET (bneville@zebra.net), August 29, 2000.

You gotta admit, Bill is awesome.

-- Fan of Bill (no.satire@he.is.great), August 29, 2000.

Oh yeah, almost forgot! The time that old boozehound blathering idiot Yeltsin threatened to shoot off his nukes, and Clinton just laughed in his face! I LOVED it!! He was basically saying to Yeltsin.. "Hey you old drunk fuck, you can take your broken down piece of shit missiles and launch them up your ass!" LOL! That was CLASSIC BILL!! Gonna miss 'em.

-- Fan of Bill (best.prez@likes.babes.too), August 29, 2000.

Chinton never did anything of what you said. Yeltson was a drunk and everyone knew it. President Clinton is a parrot an I know it. He has a good brain he just don't use it. He relies on other people to feed the information to him! That is a majer problem in a President! WE don't have many opsion, where do we go from here! I think third parties. What ever you pick, do it wisely!

-- ET (bneville@zebra.net), August 29, 2000.

Speaking of drunks, this is the first time I've seen somebody slur their words over a keyboard!

"That is a majer problem in a President! WE don't have many opsion,"

Hiccup!!

Belch!

Hurl!!

-- (drive@porcelain.bus), August 29, 2000.

You all been livin under a rock???? Haven't you heard "Bill ain't leavin?"

-- Fox (ardrinc@aol.com), August 29, 2000.

since you're using AOL, it appears that you are the one living under a rock

-- (lmao@aol.morons), August 29, 2000.

Fox hit it on the head..Bill isn't gone yet and may not ..I'll bet that ole rocker has some more tricks and surprises for us all

-- seems to me (there might be @ surprise.soon), August 29, 2000.

"He relies on other people to feed the information to him! That is a majer problem in a President!"

ET, any presidents, whether they're a company president, president of your local AA chapter or president of a country, must rely on information given to them by others. What they do with that information is what differentiates a good president from a bad one.

-- (smarty@wannabe.one), August 29, 2000.