Ok, so our linesmen were having troubles with offsides today, but Oldham had an even more bizarre problem. Apparently their linesman couldn't tell the difference between a 7ft Owl running along the sidelines and the players running around the pitch. He had the ref send off the Owl!

-- Anonymous, August 26, 2000

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What a hoot.

-- Anonymous, August 27, 2000

Oi Jonno.....NO! Good old Jonno, winner of the worst put of the week award.

-- Anonymous, August 27, 2000

Eeh, and aah diddint knaa Jonno even played golf.

-- Anonymous, August 27, 2000