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I hope this is new to most of you:

Name three footballers from the English Premier League that you could put on a barbecue? 1. Andy Cole 2. Patrick Burger, and,

wait for it

3. Paolo Wanchope!

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2000

Answers

...formatting!!!

:-7

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2000


Bud, I'll sent you a mail at singnet.

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2000

Hey Bud......Newcastle have had many and varied international players on their books, but can you name the last CHINESE international to play for us?

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2000

ITK, you've got me (temporarily?) on that one, I'm going to China over the weekend, surely 1 of the 1.4 billion people will know the answer. I'll find myself a Chinese 'lady' tonight; as I'll need to take a total 'immersion' course in Mandarin before my trip!

:-7

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2000


Bud, to put you out of your misery, the answers is.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Yung Lee Clark!

Ouch, got my coat, out the door as we speak.

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2000



There's also that one about who's played as both a striker for Newcastle United and a goalkeeper for NH?

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2000

The Sugar Puffs Honey Monster wasn't it!

Tell 'em about the Honey Mummy

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2000


Alan Gowling did. (Though that may not be the clever answer. And I never really thought that much of him as a striker.) His goalkeeping for NH was of the emergency type that used to happen in Medieval times

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2000

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