BBS Corinthian League Match 24

4 October 1998, Arsenal away, we got tonked 3-0 and it could have been so much worse. An utterly pathetic display which wasn't helped by Dabizas getting sent off.

Points Given -1 (dodgy G/Dif) Pearce 1 (booked) Batty 1 (booked) Shearer 2 Speed 1 (booked) Ketsbaia 2 Dalglish 1 (sub) Charvet 2 Glass 2 Albert 1 (sub) Solano 2 Dabizas 0 (sent off) Griffin 2

Results: Match 24

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Barton's Samba	3-2	Athletico Backworth
Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	0-0	Beardo United
Dabizas Pleazas	3-2	Brewery Droopers United
MacBeth's Marauders	3-2	Duncan's Disorderlies
Pilgrim's Converts	1-1	MinesaS&N Academicals
Steph's Superstars	2-2	Proper Lard Unathletic
Wallsend Old Boys	2-1	Toon Goons
Yelli's Yobs	2-1	Woodstock County

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Blaydon Racers	2-1	Baxter Basics
Chevy's Choppers	1-1	Carlisle United Revisited
Dudley Boys	1-2	Corinthian Smart-Casuals
ITK Heaton World Beaters	1-0	Howdon Harriers
Pete's Porkie Pies	3-2	Jessie's High Pants
Real Zaragossy	2-0	Quantum Mechanicals
Spayne	2-0	Screacher's Creatures
The Stellar Warriors	2-1	The Gallowgate

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Ceptic	1-0	Bewildered De Builders
Douglas All Boys (B) Team	2-1	Doomed United
FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	1-0	FC Forget-Me-Nots
Preston Big End	1-3	Gallowgateaserai
Sexy Boys	1-2	Real Seghill
SS Enterprise	1-1	Shilbottle WMC
The Entertainers	1-1	Superstitious FC
Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	2-3	Toon Gutter Snipes

BBS Premier Corinthian League Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Pilgrim's Converts	Pilgrim	15	6	3	60	31	29	51
2	MinesaS&N Academicals	muzzainoz	13	4	7	51	35	16	43
3	Yelli's Yobs	Yelli	11	8	5	55	41	14	41
4	Brewery Droopers United	Windy	13	1	10	50	37	13	40
5	Steph's Superstars	Steph	11	5	8	48	37	11	38
6	Athletico Backworth	Jonno	10	7	7	45	41	4	37
7	Dabizas Pleazas	PeteT	10	3	11	33	48	-15	33
8	Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	SMB	9	5	10	52	51	1	32
9	Barton's Samba	Barton	9	4	11	27	44	-17	31
10	Proper Lard Unathletic	Tony Green jnr	8	6	10	38	37	1	30
11	Beardo United	Beardo	8	5	11	50	51	-1	29
12	MacBeth's Marauders	MacBeth	7	7	10	34	47	-13	28
13	Wallsend Old Boys	Hiro	8	4	12	41	60	-19	28
14	Toon Goons	Ciara	7	6	11	34	43	-9	27
15	Duncan's Disorderlies	Dunx	7	4	13	32	41	-9	25
16	Woodstock County	Cliff	6	5	13	32	37	-5	23

BBS Notionless League Division 1 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	Quantum Mechanicals	True	13	6	5	50	31	19	45
2	The Stellar Warriors	Galaxy	13	5	6	51	37	14	44
3	Howdon Harriers	Softie	13	4	7	55	33	22	43
4	Blaydon Racers	Geordie	10	8	6	48	36	12	38
5	Baxter Basics	Baxter	11	4	9	39	40	-1	37
6	Carlisle United Revisited	Scratchy	10	6	8	43	39	4	36
7	Real Zaragossy	Dr Bill	10	4	10	53	46	7	34
8	Pete's Porkie Pies	Pete in Canada	9	6	9	28	26	2	33
9	ITK Heaton World Beaters	ITK	9	5	10	22	31	-9	32
10	Jessie's High Pants	Loony Toon	9	3	12	29	36	-7	30
11	Spayne	Kevin Koogan (Garcie)	8	6	10	36	46	-10	30
12	Screacher's Creatures	Screacher	7	8	9	45	49	-4	29
13	Corinthian Smart-Casuals	The Geordie Jew	8	5	11	34	42	-8	29
14	The Gallowgate	Kegsy	8	4	12	34	54	-20	28
15	Dudley Boys	Hayley	6	7	11	26	39	-13	25
16	Chevy's Choppers	Chevy	4	7	13	30	47	-17	19

BBS Notionless League Division 2 Table

Position	Team	Manager	Won	Dwn	Lst	G/F	G/A	G/Dif	Points
1	FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	Tom	15	7	2	55	20	35	52
2	Shilbottle WMC	Gus	14	7	3	48	28	20	49
3	Preston Big End	clarky	13	4	7	50	34	16	43
4	Real Seghill	Juano	11	7	6	53	31	22	40
5	Toon Gutter Snipes	Tre	11	5	8	44	44	0	38
6	FC Forget-Me-Nots	Robby Bobson	11	2	11	36	43	-7	35
7	Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	Josh	10	4	10	45	51	-6	34
8	The Entertainers	Kevin Keegan	9	6	9	59	45	14	33
9	SS Enterprise	Elliot	8	7	9	41	37	4	31
10	Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Gibbo	8	6	10	45	57	-12	30
11	Gallowgateaserai	Pit Bill	8	5	11	34	37	-3	29
12	Bewildered De Builders	De Builder	8	5	11	48	52	-4	29
13	Superstitious FC	Gav	7	8	9	51	61	-10	29
14	Sexy Boys	Ruud Gullit	7	2	15	32	53	-21	23
15	Doomed United	Dougal	6	4	14	27	41	-14	22
16	Ceptic	TSM	6	1	17	22	66	-44	19

Fixtures: Match 25

BBS Premier Corinthian League

Borussia Canwehaveourballbach	Vs	Athletico Backworth
Barton's Samba	Vs	Beardo United
MacBeth's Marauders	Vs	Brewery Droopers United
Dabizas Pleazas	Vs	Duncan's Disorderlies
Steph's Superstars	Vs	MinesaS&N Academicals
Pilgrim's Converts	Vs	Proper Lard Unathletic
Yelli's Yobs	Vs	Toon Goons
Wallsend Old Boys	Vs	Woodstock County

BBS Notionless League Division 1

Chevy's Choppers	Vs	Baxter Basics
Blaydon Racers	Vs	Carlisle United Revisited
ITK Heaton World Beaters	Vs	Corinthian Smart-Casuals
Dudley Boys	Vs	Howdon Harriers
Real Zaragossy	Vs	Jessie's High Pants
Pete's Porkie Pies	Vs	Quantum Mechanicals
The Stellar Warriors	Vs	Screacher's Creatures
Spayne	Vs	The Gallowgate

BBS Notionless League Division 2

Douglas All Boys (B) Team	Vs	Bewildered De Builders
Ceptic	Vs	Doomed United
Preston Big End	Vs	FC Forget-Me-Nots
FC Jumpers for Goal Posts	Vs	Gallowgateaserai
SS Enterprise	Vs	Real Seghill
Sexy Boys	Vs	Shilbottle WMC
Unaccountable Wild-elf Bottles	Vs	Superstitious FC
The Entertainers	Vs	Toon Gutter Snipes

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2000

Answers

Having had a goodly amount of warm sunshine on our backs, the ITK World Beaters are making good progress up the league, and if we manage to get another good result against the Corinthian Smart Casuals in the next game, we could be knocking on the door of a play off spot.

Well done lads, keep up the good work.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2000

Two defeats in one night. We've forgotten what its like to win. Back to square none. I see we have our old aniversaries next. Here's hoping we stuff Clarky's Big End.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2000

Here's hoping we stuff Clarky's Big End.

I where exactly may I ask would you propose the stuff it!

Brings water to the eyes.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2000

If I ever read on of these posting before I submit, they might, just might, make sense day one.

It should of course said and where exactly may I ask would you propose to stuff it!

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2000

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

A bliddy away win. Tactics definitely paying off. I'll have to go AWOL more often, as long as the board don't notice. I should be okay though - it was them I was away with this time.

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2000

Weyhey! Up into the promotion zone - and more points than wor Yelli too - how satisfying is that!(:o)

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2000

Cripes - I really am slipping doon the table. I am the Middlesborough of the Corinthian League.

-- Anonymous, August 23, 2000