I'm a lying (you know the rest 7 letters, begins woith b)

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It's official. My name is Bobby Robson and I'm calling from the UK, from a company called SJP. Sorry folks that's just my head huntinfg spiel. I'm actually enjoying the job, though I've worked 50 hours in the last 4 working days, which is a big jump from teaching I can tell you.

It's really interesting to see who can come up with the best lies!

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2000

Answers

Howay...I'm Wor Greedy Bastard....I came here for the love of my toon and not the money.

:-)

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2000


Urr..my name is Paul..urrr..Scholes. And I don't ever want to play for anybody else..ever.

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2000

LR, paid your pond of flesh for Kaene's 150K holiday yet?

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2000

My name is Ryan Giggs and this is my mate David Beckham. In a couple of years time our contracts are up for renewal, of course by that time nature will have intervened and Newton Heath will no longer be top dogs. Of course we'll make the usual noises about staying with the club for life but when it comes down to it, we'll both be off to Spain or Italy because we're sick of that manager Gordon Strachan. As soon as Keano left to join Arsenal that was it.

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2000

Dougal...I'm happy to pay for Keane's bog roll if required.

:-)

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2000



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