As you know, I do match reports for a website but I'm not going to OT. Please can one of you let me copy your splendid pieces and I'll buy you a beer (Screach next week, Josh when I see you next). Obviously I'll give you credit for the master piece.

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2000

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I've just sent it to you, you miserable git. ;-))

Seriously, of course you can plagiarise my masterpiece (Eeyore, missus). Everybody else does. Not sure it will be comprehendible. Do you want graphics as well? Autographs will cost a bit more.

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2000