Just listening to 5 Live doing a countdown of the 10 ugliest players in the EPL. #1 is Martin Keown. Others on the list are Zola, Lomas, Barthez, Jeffers, Tony Adams.

Who would you put on the list?

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

Answers

Schmeical when he was here. I got a picture of Aaron hughes that makes him look like ET. everyone who has ever played for the makems

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

In his time, Ian Dowie took a lot of beating. Then there was Tommy Smith, and of course, our very own Peter Pan. More recently, you can't forget (unfortunately) Phil Neville and Marcelino.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

David Beckham: comes over as dim as a box of shattered light bulbs and as thoroughly domitable as a new born baby. Thoroughly revolting.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

What about Ugly Bastard Gabbiadini - I used to think that big mole on his face was just hibernating but it's still there.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

Nicky Butt and Paul Scholes - no question

can't believe they're not on the list....

min

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

I take it your anti-gingerpubes, min? ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

It has to go to Phil Neville. Though i do admire him for having the guts to face the outside world with a mug like that :-) Id have saved some earnings and gone up to live by myself in a remote Canadian forest.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

Up close pictures of Martin Keown shouldnt be on TV before 9pm. He looked terrifying in that Snickers ad.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

aahm saying nowt...

hang on, sting's on holiday isn't he?

; o )

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

mind, i'm no oil painting...

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2000

cut n' paste min, you should know about that!

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2000

Beardsley (sad, but true) Paul Mariner

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2000

Eric Gates!

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2000

The one and only Peter Reid. think of the money he must make with those reruns for PG tips.

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2000